@coolcoolsweetasman.bsky.social
inactive cyborg girlie (malfunctioning) ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฑ she/it 18+ nsfw
The world is descending into fascism but this time thereโs no one around to stop it
16.11.2023 01:20 โ ๐ 662 ๐ 131 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 12
an illustration. A family picks apples together. On the left a young person climbs a ladder up to the tree boughs. On the right a standing figure hands an apple into the hand of a seated figure who is also holding a basket of apples. They smirk at each other. The apple tree has two banners. One "Para Todos Todo" and the other "Everything for Everyone"
Everything for Everyone
12.05.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 225 ๐ 70 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1They couldโve just nationalised the femboys like I suggested but nooooo we gotta speedrun fascism
12.05.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 188 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1shoutout to cotton candy, the asbestos of sugar
12.05.2025 00:37 โ ๐ 1392 ๐ 149 ๐ฌ 50 ๐ 5
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
11.05.2025 12:39 โ ๐ 30190 ๐ 5094 ๐ฌ 701 ๐ 481mother teeth's brushiest soldier
10.05.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0!!!!!!!
10.05.2025 11:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jumbo Buffoon Pack from Balatro
I opened one of these and you popped out
09.05.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1"i don't even know if this is what you said, but the phrase 'dick n balls status: gargled' is stuck in my head"
my faggot wifeguy is a silly billy and i love them sm
Im just a guy with an average penis turning into a girl with a slightly below average penis
04.05.2025 08:44 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0smoking a goint
01.05.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 408 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 0Me and the bad bitch I pulled by playing flugabone
30.04.2025 01:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0faggot :)
30.04.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ญ๐
29.04.2025 17:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0every bird is a lil bit fruity, y'know? like.. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ฆฉ๐ฆข? fruity.
23.04.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0bratting by shutting up when she says shut up faggot
26.04.2025 23:50 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
26.04.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 20660 ๐ 6615 ๐ฌ 81 ๐ 127painful though?! nobody ever told me that leeches fucking hurt lmao
26.04.2025 06:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i had a leech biting my waist today and i wasn't even a massive fucken weenie about it. gross though ew
26.04.2025 06:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ถ i put my trust in broken milkshakes-
24.04.2025 13:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i misheard knife emoji as wife emoji
24.04.2025 11:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0platonically tonguing the underside of her dick call that best friendulum
23.04.2025 06:29 โ ๐ 299 ๐ 56 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4everyone looks like a pathetic loser when they cum, it's the best part
22.04.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i love bad faith arguments they're way funnier
22.04.2025 15:37 โ ๐ 358 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Yeah Im getting 'The Surgery'
(Getting succubus horns surgically added that can be used as terrifying weapons or as handlebars)
