JD

hrt is magic, send twt

how come yippee
when no yippoo

found out my 20+ year old copy of the blues clues game on pc somehow still works lmao
and on modern hardware too
...sooooooo should I learn to speedrun it 👀

Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 on the Nintendo 3DS

Only one game ever is a mobile port of a sequel to a video game adaptation of a TV show adaptation of a reboot of a video game
And that's this masterpiece

GIF of Danny DeVito clapping emotionally, with the caption "this is ass"

I grew up a fan of Arby's and not knowing why everyone hated it so much
But I had again today for the first time in over a year
And I finally get it

But Mr. Zomom, WHATS THE PASSWORD?!
IM DYIN OUT HERE! (literally!)

Sitting at work in the break room
Pretending I have enough service to scroll knowing it'll never load
Back to geometry dash ig

What the hell is this weird ass club remix of Cruel Summer they're playing at work wtf is going on I hate this this ain't the Taylor I know 😭😭

Guys the lego movie is leaving Netflix tomorrow and idk what I'm gonna do with myself when it's gone
I can go pop in my DVD or smth but that's so much eeeeeeefffortttttttt 😔
EVERYONE QUICK GO WATCH THE LEGO MOVIE WHILE ITS STILL ON NETFLIX SO THEY GOTTA KEEP IT

Just watched a Simon the Chipmunk x Draco Malfoy ship edit over Weak by AJR on tiktok
What has my life come to

Had a dream last night that I got my hands on an early beta copy of toy story 3 ds
If anyone can hook me up with one of those irl I'd love you forever

pt. 2: hOLY FUCK YALL OH NO ITS ALL BREAKING DOWN ITS ALL FALLING APART PLS SEND HELP

Ruck my stupid chud crunch

Oh crap, I'm sorry, did I say it wrong?
Is there any way to make it up to you??
I'm sorry that I offended you with it!! We are friends, I swear!

Only real ones understand when I say AHTOOTIPAHTEHHTO

Chat I'm still the goat of btd battles btw
Just redownloaded for the first time since like middle school and I'm still goated wit it

"Who ate the rest of the sour patch kid cookies?"
"Not me," says the mysteriously sour-patch-cookie-shaped person
@zomom4.bsky.social thoughts?

Jus had a dream I was watching a really funny Smosh video with my friend
Unfortunately I woke up :(((.

in the bummered land. straight up "nixing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My summerplans

Crazy how people can accept there are 2 donkey kongs but can't seem to grasp the concept of 2 paulines maybe

Mario what the fuck

So let me get this straight...
Olivia got her driver's license last week...
Taylor is drunk in the back of the car...
Chappell is with you knee deep in the passenger seat...
Sounds like a crazy ass car ride tbh

Ironic the attorney isn't the ace one

Post 1: a picture of Luigi in the oasis outfit in Mario Kart World with the caption: "this has got to be the worst costume in the game, take that shit off" Post 2 (reply): "actually dislike how gay they made him in this game"

Only on twitter cold I find something that makes me laugh this hard
This is why I stay on that site fellas
People complaining how the most bisexual man in gaming history is too gay for some reason

just farted n it sounded like the end of the phineas and ferb brick song

a few of yall know i have a twitter alt acc
but what if i told you i had a secret bsky alt too >:)
...ok what if i told you i may or may not actually be lying about that bc it may or may not be really funny to >:)))))

Idc what shit I've talked about mario kart world so far
They somehow made Dino Dino jungle even more peak so the game is immediately a 10/10 no notes
Also boo cinema

....lied the idiot
I swear I wish I was on here
It's just so much easier to post on a site where things happen
I just have more to say over there I'm sorry I wish it wasn't true too

Every bot that follows me fills me with MORE POWER
GIVE ME MOOOOOOREE