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Establishing And Implementing The President's "Department Of Government Efficiency" – The White House By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

doge is the exact same as the united states digital services. its purpose and allowance are for modernizing data communications and information tech systems. im seeing things that say"doge did this" when it was actually trump doing an executive order. pay attention
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

i will come out of the shadows every now and then if i think i can say something funny or add to the post

those that have gone mad laugh not at those around them but at oneself. its the realization of the neverending joke thats being played on them that fills them with such laughter. the pain only makes it funnier.

good thing ive been around since long before that :)

been smoking that shit for 20 years 🚬🤏😎

really funny watching my coworker that thinks he can do everything himself run around trying to fix shit and hes not even changing the right settings on the machine lmao
i love this show

yeah i block profiles like that because thats how bot accounts look, even more suspicious when theyre following a bunch of people with no followers of substance

you do you
and i do me.
and we dont do each other... probably

no but i should because i need to HIDEAWAYTHESCARSTOFADEAWAWYTHESHAKEUP

idk i just wandered in here

how do i curate my following and discover tabs???? this is the only reason im not on here more because i have the twitter algorithm down to a science and i know how my interactions change my feeds

is my down still a system?

my christmas present is being high all day and drinking way too much fucking eggnog happy christmas or something like that ☃️❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️

ill have *plenty* of time if i just stop eating, showering, cooking, socializing, relaxing, working on personal projects, and going to school/learning and practicing new skills!

i have found out i fucking whimper in my sleep omg. i downloaded (and paid for) a sleep tracker that records audio while i sleep and for 3 nights in a row i have moved and then make a whimpering/whiny kinda sound. im like so bbg i *deserve* to have someone experience this and think im cute

i NEED a fucking dominant girlfriend rn omg like pleeeeeeeaassse (dont listen to me) i have been stranded in the fucking desert for a lifetime like just a drop of water??? a pinch of flavor? anything at all! on my.hands and knees

i personally like "killing off the nutrients" as if like protein, fat, sugar, and vitamins are living things. i know filling your world with whimsy is usually a good thing but like...

spitting anticapitalist rhetoric at my coworkers while were drinking and they all recieve it very well *and* are engaged in the conversation 😈 (its even better cuz i work in a factory so like... seize the means of production anyone?)

i love dissociating while projecting the events of the next future disaster. its juat a matter of when the event finally fires

in a world where capitalist indoctrination is standard of course everything is viewed under the lens of "loses money" and "makes money". if youre losing money thats bad. who cares about public services and taxes, i dont want to lose my money!

i need the collapse of the american empire event to fire already, ot shouldve fired a while ago this game seed must suck :/

i love my greedy manipulative manager that is constantly trying to use anyone and everyone to get ahead 🥰

yeah nationalizing it or subsidizing it would be better than what we have now. devs dont have to worry about living, sm isnt inundated with ads because they dont need the rev, and people arent trying so hard for engagement and would start posting just cause again(or find something better to do😒)

new idea: infinite growth.
what do you mean theres finite resources on the earth??? we can worry about that later!

i feel like the problem is the fact its for profit, a lot of things on the internet have been ruined because of capitalism its so annoying ;-;

my queen! a top ranking noble has been assassinated by peasants due to unmet demands! • Reduce the rights of the nobility this instant! -20 wealthy estate loyalty (currently 100%), -20 wealthy estate influence (currently 120%), national tax modifier +20% until December 16th, 2044, national unrest -10 until December 16th, 2044 (currently +20) •We have more important matters to tend to than that of the wealthy. corruption changes by +10, +10 national unrest until the end of the game, yearly corruption increases by +1, national manpower modifier -20% until December 16th, 2034, stability -1

• Pardon the assassin and accept the demands of the peasants. local autonomy in "California" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Cascadia" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Great Lakes" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Great Plains" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Mississippi" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Northeast" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Rio Grande" reigon increased by 100%, local autonomy in "Southeast" reigon increased by 100%, -70 wealthy estate loyalty (currently 100%), -50 wealthy estate influence (currently 120%), -70 wealthy estate loyalty equilibrium (currently 100%) stability -3 (currently +3), national tax modifier +40% until December 16th, 2044

•Hire the assassin. His prowess may prove useful... gain a level 3 spymaster with "-5 national unrest" and 50% reduced advisor cost, corruption changes by +5, -20 wealthy estate loyalty (currently 100%), -20 corporation estate loyalty (currently 85%) •Teach those peasants a lesson and remind them of their place! begin "modern revolution" disaster 200k peasant regiments rise in New York, California, Illinois, Texas, and Arizona, 500k peasant regiments rise in Washington DC, stability set to -3 (currently +3) national manpower modifier -100%, national tax modifier -95%, national production modifier -100% (all negative modifiers will be removed once the disaster "modern revolution" is over.)

a topical europa based joke about america and the price adjustment situation. hope you guys like it

yesss and i like seeing posts from you! <3333 hope youre doing well!

big bets

i go on tiktok like once or twice a month if at all and the times i do its usually something informative and im at least actually learning a minor thing that i take with me/actually talk about with other people but every day? too much stimulation yeah

im just now realizing i would actually turn off like a lightbulb if there were a woman being physically intimate with me at this point. guys i flinch at my own touch, like even on just my arms and legs sometimes. is it over for me??