tzepesh @tzepesh - Bluesky Profile

I miss typing on my nokia 3300 keypad from 2003

14.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate touchscreen so much. let's make it take 5 times as long to say something bc you have to manually correct the gibberish twice

14.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

disappointed to announce that my steak is too juicy, and that my lobster is far too buttery

12.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

30s have been the best times of my life so far :)

11.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i bought bulk injection supplies from a medical supplier and its just the way to go. syringes and needles were a dollar at the drug store and now i have years worth for 50 bucks

11.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

catholic lore is so interesting. we could have had some real dark fantasy shit happening

11.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got my blood tested and i am actually healthier than ever

11.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolutely insane character development was i used to get my feelings hurt by hearing "theyfab" addressed to me, yeahb dude its because youre 100% transsexual

11.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the most joker twist in my life was getting to the other side of that discussion and being like hang on i get it . theyfab is fucking annoying

11.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the "community elder" experience: fuck off, leave me alone, do not talk to me, you are the source of my every problem in this world, please and thank you

11.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as a mid 30s trans man whos been doing it for over 10 years, i simply participate in zero discussions and zero community because interacting with these people makes me completely depressed and hateful. i burn all my bridges and take my ball to a corner

11.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

its the funniest joke the devil ever told.....

09.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i approached the iron lung movie as a work of personal fanfiction so i actually enjoyed it a lot

08.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shes gonna taste

08.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

been listening to a lot of utopian virtual lately bc its adjacent to my current special interest

07.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hmm yes *swirling my wine glass* delightful

07.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the temerity of claiming something is an upscale and it looks worse in every single way

06.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SWALLOW IT

05.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by I Trapped My Balls In A Bear Trap eat your pea professor

eat your pea professor www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM5i...

05.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i dastardly agree though because my voice will never be as deep as claude frolo from hunchback of notre Damn

05.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shoot for the moon and youll land amongst the stars

05.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trying to make the anatomy on a speculative or mythological creature so plausible and mundane that the viewer doesnt care about it is uh.. hard . maybe im the only one who cares

04.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

uhmm yeah, because the back limb is larger than the forelimb 🔨 im sick of looking at this page man

03.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0