Doge Designer

I used to be high on Elon

Then I came to Bluesky and I’ve been sober for 69 days

Am the parody account or are you the parody account

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@doge-cb.bsky.social

Hi Mr. Doge, my name is Doge

How’s that workin for ya 😂

Your obsessed over someone’s that a parody lol

My goodness, you sound dumber than someone paying for premium+ on 𝕏.

Please tell me you don’t operate heavy machinery for a living

Confession:

The real reason I left Elon is because I got jealous

I got Jealous that he was spending so much time with Trump

Thank you… I poured my heart into it

Nah, never been in a frat.

Just a guy who doesn’t backdown when internet Karens come out of left field to try and get them banned.

He’s on a crusade to take down parody accounts of real life people he doesn’t like!

Ooo then I could change my name to DJ Doge!

I wrote a poem for all you guys, I hope you enjoy !

I used to call Elon Daddy

But the way he ruined the platform made me saddy

I left the app

He got mad

Now I’m on Bluesky

Where the people aren’t so bad!

Which vile posts?

And this is gunna be a fun place if the criteria to get someone removed is simply “not liking them”

You must be really fun at parties

Right! I’m just out here minding my business and BOOM Charlie tries to hit me with a cease n desist !

Poetic

lol you’re the troll my guy.

I’ve never interacted with you in my life and you come out of nowhere and try and get me banned.

Maybe you’re secretly Elon trying to get people to run back to 𝕏 👀

How did you get a picture of mine and Elons love child!?

If the content moderation team operates based on what people named Charles “know” to be true

Then this place is worse off than 𝕏 !

It’s all good tho my dude, I still love you and am happy to be giving you some extra engagement.

Haha what exactly will you get me suspended for?

What ToS am I breaking there Mr. Holmes?

Remind me to never take you duck hunting

Dick Cheney is that you?

😂😂😂 this is so hilarious, I hope your better at “knowing” things in real life than you are on the internet

This guy might be my favorite account in BlueSky!

Detective Charles has cracked the case!

I’m never deleting this app 😂

Bro who are you talking to?

You’ve got 5k followers

But only like 10 of them engage with you.

Chill. You’re literally picking a fight with a parody account 😂

Sir my pfp is clearly facing to the right

CB Douches pfp faces to the left.

Big difference

My nazi propaganda ? 😂😂

Bro, what are you talking about … I’m out here making fun of 𝕏, Elon and CB Douche

If you wanna “defeat” 𝕏 … it’s not gunna be like this.

But hey, you do you.

Ugh Random guy name Charles doesn’t think I’m funny… time to throw my phone away!

I don’t disagree with you on what 𝕏 has become

But your entire account is targeting people on Bluesky.

Which is what a lot of people on 𝕏 do to the left.

So yea, you’re helping make this more like 𝕏 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bromigo… do you think the real Minister of 𝕏 propaganda would be on Bluesky?

Get a grip, don’t turn this place into everything you hate about 𝕏.

It’s clearly a parody.. have some chill.

@bcdoge.bsky.social maybe some kind of weird way to sneak onto Blue sky, or a parody. A poor one.

But doge designer is a notorious Elon musk fanboy.

& prolly actually Elon himself, because he's a narcissistic pig.

GARGLE ELON'S BALLS SOMEWHERE ELSE!

BLOCK THIS MFER 🖕🖕

Sir, read the bio…

I’ve left 𝕏 because Elon kept brushing my tonsils.

I’m a full Bluesky fanboy now.

Don’t block me.

This used to be me and Elon

But now I’m in BlueSky and my life is better than ever !