Topher, fighting the good fight

Mark Andrews begging for flags like Trump begging for Bubba's dick.

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well that answers literally my only question

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham

The News: Now this question is completely without evidence, I want to be absolutely clear about that, no merit to it at all, in fact it’s even offensive to even mention it to you but Ms Rachel are you involved in the Jon Benet Ramsey case?

Ms Rachel: uh

I'm good, I still have Skyrim stuff I haven't done yet.

Chris Pratt really slumming it being in a fuckign Sam's Club commercial. So he's a stupid hater AND a stupid sellout.

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.

A big belated thank you to home ump Jordan Baker for making the right call on force at plate. Had he ruled safe, the stadium explodes with fireworks/confetti and Jays players go crazy … and 5 mins later, the call gets reversed! How do you restart after championship celebration?

A Japanese organization representing Studio Ghibli, Bandai Namco, Toei Animation and more has demanded OpenAI to halt unauthorized use of their IP

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey

It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.

Shoutout to Canada buying an ad using Ronald fucking Reagan to shit on tarrifs. Fuck Donald Trump and anyone that voted for him can fuck themselves.

“Bananaphone” is one of the Great Songs.

Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

Sadness

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

Shoutout to the weirdo in the ER that keeps shouting he's dying every 15 minutes and has tried to open my door 3 times when going to the bathroom. You make me feel way healthier.

Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.

This here’s a man of the people.

Every game where you can die is a Soulslike

So I bet that they try to develop a game generated by AI, it does not work, so they use people for cut-rate salaries (or don’t pay them at all), don’t credit them, and pretend the AI made it.

Supposed to be hosting karaoke in 3 minutes. Instead pooping again.

The most ratio I've seen on BS yet.