Drty Wan Kenobi @12bardrty - Bluesky Profile

Your living situation always sounds so magical

29.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More like chicken and dumps that into my mouth amirite

29.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It does wonders

26.10.2025 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes you just need to have one/several drinks and play Rooster on guitar

26.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

maybe

26.10.2025 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make America Grateful Again?

25.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@drewmagary.bsky.social reading The Hike for the second time (10/10 would recommend) and it reminds me that about a year ago I saw one of my students reading it. So you should be aware you've now officially cornered the Cool High School Kid market

25.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you kindly

23.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Important question: are there any Mariners podcasts you all recommend? No hot takes, realisitc/objective opinions preferred

23.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Don't be sad that it's over, just be happy that it's over.

21.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Also for gods sake resign Naylor

21.10.2025 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Second year in a row I have absolutely no desire to watch any of the World Series. Hope that changes next year

21.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey on the bright side I don't have to rearrange my plans next weekend

21.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this . ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

21.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah let's just roll over, great

21.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Season on the line with our 8 and 9 hitters up. Fantastic

21.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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21.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

To quote my kid: "I'm going to throw up the top half of my guts and poop out the bottom half"

21.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 86 🔁 15 💬 10 📌 1

THANK YOU

21.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speaking of perfect stroke

21.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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21.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can the Blue Jays hit into a double play for once? Like just once?

21.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”

20.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 391 🔁 76 💬 4 📌 12

Pretty sure this is the first time I've been referred to as the epitome of anything so I'll take it

20.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inconsistency has been maddening. Here's to hoping we see the M's of games 1 and 2 and the 8th inning on Friday

20.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glad the Mariners lost tonight in order to make us appreciate winning tomorrow that much more. They really are selfless

20.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

a baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 55 jersey . ALT: a baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 55 jersey .

Tomorrow is ours.

20.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in overalls is standing with her arms outstretched and saying `` i 'm trying '' . ALT: a little girl in overalls is standing with her arms outstretched and saying `` i 'm trying '' .

20.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well at least we can't hit into a double play

20.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Literally almost the same thing happened to me yesterday. We were shopping at the Citadel and a Dodger fan said "that's the Series" while pointing at my jersey.

Admittedly I feel less confident now

20.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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