With the price of chocolate this Halloween, I’ll be handing out edibles instead.

A graphic with a background made up of the asexual flag which has four stripes: black, gray, white and purple. Overlaid is a translucent white square in the middle with a thin white outline surrounding the square. Text reads “24 asexual books for asexual awareness week!”. The 28 is in ace flag colors while the text below alternates the ace colors. At the bottom of the graphic is text that reads “@rainbowcratebookbox” in all caps white font.

🌈 Hey Reading Rainbows! Happy Asexual Awareness Week! We are celebrating with 24 more asexual book recommendations! 🧵

If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.

Being alone in my house is The Best because i can fully converse with myself out loud without worrying about judgment. Lol

A tweet from Elizabeth Warren says: “This is Trump’s presidency in a single photo: Illegal, destructive, and not helping you.” The image shows construction and demolition work at the White House, with a Volvo excavator tearing down part of a wing as workers stand nearby behind a fenced-off area.

Perfect metaphor.

There is already so much to stress about. Please be gentle with yourself.

I imagine the sounds i make while climbing into bed would really do it for someone who is into both pain and pleasure.

On the plus side, my 5yo is missing the lice outbreak at their school so.... 🤷

We made it about a month and some change before the viruses got us. #schoolkids #germs #rsv #hfmd #fml #sendwineanddayquil

If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?

The only Labyrinth that would work on me. "Oo! I'll hyperfocus in this for awhile..." goes to another room. "Ooo! And this!!" ad nauseum. Lol

A haunted house but every room is just the remains of another half-finished project of yours

So in western Alaska, thousands of people are homeless due to flooding rains, one person is dead & two people are missing. But yet, the regime hasn't said a word, no thoughts or prayers, nothing.
Once again, they could care less about Americans, it's about enriching themselves through GREED.

The #nokingsspokane #nokings protest was amazing. So much positive energy and true patriotism. My roomie and I made these:

I want to live in boring times.

Give me mundane.

Give me trivial.

the best way to drink Diet Coke is out of a can, because the leached aluminum really brings out the subtle metallic notes of the aspartame

Giant marshmallow man spotted in West Derby Why there is a giant marshmallow man on a residential street

Good news everyone! Gozer is here!

I’ll show you my sinful cold cuts if you show me your forbidden cheeses.

In line to pay in the petrol station yesterday a woman was talking to her friend and said “I swear to god I need a Valium and a box of chocolate ” and now this morning my 3 year old who overheard this convo, is asking for “a wee Valium and chocolate please.” It’s like living with a devious parrot

Exceedingly hot women firefighters baring midrifts in firefighter pants

@demongrrl.gay showed me the promo for the NZ women's firefighter calendar and... idk I'm pretty sure this thing *starts* fires. 🔥🔥🔥

FAQ: Why America just bailed out Argentina with a $20 billion lifeline | CNN Business The Trump administration is bailing out Argentina in a move critics are saying has more to do with politics than economics or American interests.

President Trump is propping up a foreign government with a $20 billion taxpayer bailout while he cuts funding for American communities and shuts down our own government.

So much for America First.

I have a bill to stop this bailout.

I am about to make a certified dank stoner dessert. There *will* be cinnamon rolls and ice cream involved.

I'm saying this as your bestie: It's NOT a toxic trait to have high standards. Now release your suitors into the labyrinth and let the tournament begin.

On Indigenous Peoples Day, we must reflect upon the stolen land, history, culture and lives from those who spent thousands of years making this continent their home.

Today, we also celebrate all Indigenous People who continue to make the world a better place.

#IndigenousPeoplesDay

🐸💪🏼🇺🇲😁

A tweet from the Anonymous account says, “Make sure the dude in the frog costume in Portland knows he's an icon.” The image is a stylized poster of a frog wearing a stars-and-stripes scarf with the word “HOP” below, in the style of the Obama “HOPE” poster.

You gotta give ‘em hop.

Photo of the Monroe street bridge in Spokane Washington. There is a grey sky and a park in the foreground.

It may have been raining but the autumn colors still put on a show. #autumninspokane #spokaneriver #monroestbridge #iusedtosetfireswwydowntherelol

For those who haven't figured it out yet I leave you with THIS to think about!👇👇👇