Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this yearβs cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
08.10.2025 23:29 β π 4729 π 1834 π¬ 142 π 82
no-context code snippet today, from the line before an exception
```
# helppppp
```
30.07.2025 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gonna write an elemental magic system where people can control different states of matter.
Controlling gasses is pretty neat! Sucks if you get stuck being able to control quark-gluon plasma or bose-einstein condensates
25.07.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's really funny that the best explanation of the core ideas of statistics and uncertainty I've ever encountered comes from an animated Netflix show for eight-year-olds
25.07.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
love it when a line of my code that has a bug is preceeded by a line I wrote like ` # todo: verify that this behavior is correct!`
08.07.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
spent like 10 hours today on one of those problems that *seems* like it should be straightforward but *is not*
27.05.2025 05:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[Cueball sits at a table, eating a meal.]
Cueball: Can you pass the salt?
[Cueball pauses, a bite of food on his fork, silently.]
[Cueball still has fork in mid-air.]
Cueball: I said-
Off-screen person: I know! I'm developing a system to pass you arbitrary condiments.
Cueball: It's been 20 minutes!
Off-screen person: It'll save time in the long run!
23.05.2025 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
photo of Donald Knuth, next to white text on black background reading "Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
- [cursive] Donald Knuth -"
the image is labelled "AZ QUOTES"
I've been working from home a lot this week (we've arrived at the time where the walk from the bus stop to office becomes.... difficult), which isn't a huge issue except that I'm not constantly looking at my Donald Knuth poster and I am beginning to forget his wisdom
22.05.2025 03:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If this is a browser issue / gets fixed fast I'm going to sound like a crazy person
21.05.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey @science.org: LaTeX display appears to be broken on the webpage version of this paper
www.science.org/doi/full/10....?
21.05.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
There is no better feeling than "OH! I've been going about this all wrong! If I try it a different way it might work!"
01.04.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In my professional opinion (views do not represent ASU) it's bad to burn down the strongest scientific research institutions on Earth for no reason
27.03.2025 16:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wait who added Jeffrey Goldberg as a collaborator?
26.03.2025 07:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
snippet of github website, showing two branches named "nightmare" and "horrible_mistake", which both have pushes within the last 20 minutes
amazing things happening over in my git repo
26.03.2025 07:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's weird how often ChatGPT includes emoji in generated code
23.03.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Politics of Fake Documentaries
This piece originally appeared on ZΓ³calo Public Square.
Iβm not sure itβs fair to draw a straight line from Animal Planetβs βmermaids are real, and scientists and the government are lying to you, harass themβ to everything we see now.
But they sure didnβt help.
Fuck Discovery Communications.
(By @drandrewthaler.bsky.social , a decade ago)
19.03.2025 23:04 β π 313 π 55 π¬ 28 π 10
I'm doing actual math to optimize the complexity of an algorithm, that's never a good sign
19.03.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Long letter from NSF Director Sethuraman Panchanathan, available here: https://nsf-gov-resources.nsf.gov/files/Letter-to-the-Community.pdf
π§ͺ The NSF director is lying to you.
Letβs fact check 7 claims from yesterdayβs letter to the community, while pointing out 3 critical omissions. π§΅
12.03.2025 12:51 β π 491 π 316 π¬ 11 π 42
update: the ` # TODO: make sure this isn't a horrible mistake!!!` code was unjustly accused
11.03.2025 09:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
every time some of my code ruins my life, I always find that the problem is right under a comment I had written saying "this code is going to ruin my life"
11.03.2025 08:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
One of the funniest long-term trends in The Onion is their deeply impassioned, and surprisingly knowledgeable, gags about marine biology. @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
08.03.2025 01:22 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0
That's unfair; I've actually been quite optimistic. I really didn't think RFK Jr. would be confirmed.
But he was, and now the guy in charge of food safety and healthcare eats roadkill and doesn't believe in medicine.
04.03.2025 08:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Set of tweets from July 2024, by me (@SynBioJosh)
"I try (unsuccessfully) to avoid talking (nonstop) about politics in my capacity as a professional, but as someone who has worked with climate data in the past, I cannot express enough how much of a public good NOAA and NWS are and how harmful it would be to paywall and privatize"
"NWS and NOAA serve the public good as a source for local weather forecasters, an invaluable source of data to plan and prepare for future natural disasters, and a vast data source for academic and private climate research."
"This last one is vital for America as we move into the age of anthropocentric climate disruption, and is explicitly the reason that Project 2025 proposes to cut NOAA and NWS.
Their goal - here as in so many other places- is to prevent research because they don't like the outcome."
I would like to start being wrong about things for a change
www.theverge.com/news/622990/...
04.03.2025 08:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is not a statement of partisanship. It is a statement of observable fact based on the public statements and actions of a political party - a party that seems determined to dismantle the systems of research and funding that have made America the world capitol of innovation.
04.03.2025 08:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is incredibly bad for American science. The Republican party is - through either malice or careless ineptitude - destroying the American scientific establishment. The story here isn't even the only one from today I could cite to support that statement.
04.03.2025 08:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
when in doubt it's probably an off-by-one error
28.02.2025 06:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Had a "LaTeX formatting problems" nightmare last night
21.02.2025 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Colleagues who don't use C++ will never understand how bewildering it can be, when a part of the program explodes for no obvious reason, because a different part of the program accessed memory it wasn't supposed to.
11.02.2025 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[A single frame depicting a flowchart is shown. Many chaotic arrows are arranged between the items which are:]
$PYTHONPATH
EASY_INSTALL
ANACONDA PYTHON
HOMEBREW PYTHON (3.6)
ANOTHER PIP??
HOMEBREW PYTHON (2.7)
PYTHON.ORG BINARY (2.6)
PIP
EASY_INSTALL
$PATH
(MISC FOLDERS OWNED BY ROOT)
????
[The endpoints are:]
/usr/local/Cellar
/usr/local/opt
/(A BUNCH OF PATHS WITH "FRAMEWORKS" IN THEM SOMEWHERE)/
~/python/
~/newenv/
/usr/local/lib/python3.6
/usr/local/lib/python2.7
[Caption below the panel:]
My Python environment has become so degraded that my laptop has been declared a superfund site.
03.02.2025 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Working with data in the molecular sciences. https://www.mdanalysis.org
Social psychologist & affective scientist, dancer, burner, blues singer - and now, activist. Speaking my mind & shaking things up, always with love.
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Assistant Research Professor, Computational Research Accelerator, a supercomputing-adjacent unit @ Arizona State University. We scale science with #HPC. Vice-Chair RMACC. PhD Applied Math. on stratified fluid flows.
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Passionate Clarinetist
Research software engineer at Arizona State's Computational Research Accelerator. Campus Champions leadership team. PhD in bioinformatics, built github.com/cartwrightlab/coati. From Menorca, at AZ.
Assistant Professor, Arizona State University
Bacterial motility, T9SS, Microbiome
Physicist interested in life and itβs origin. Professor at Arizona State University; External Faculty at Santa Fe Institute
Associate Professor in Computational Mathematics at Arizona State University
HPC Systems Engineer at Arizona State University
ASU Sr. HPC System Architect
I like bacteria that live inside of insect cells. Also mitochondria and plastids. Fungi curious. Professor at Arizona State University and Investigator at HHMI.
https://mccutcheonlab.org/
ASU Math
Research Technology Office
President of WHPC at ASU
Geneticist. Parent. Studying sex chromosomes and sex as a biological variable in disease.
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Biophysicist, Integrative modeler, Prof @ASU, Director of DoD's http://biosense.mn.co, #nsfcareer awardee, Beckman Fellow, Top Performer @NSF Waterman Fellow
Postdoc - computational, evolutionary and conservation genomics @ the Globe Institute (University of Copenhagen) - π¦π¨π»βπ»π§¬
One lives only to make blunders.
(Stephanie Sparks) VAP of Structural Geology + Tectonics at The College of Wooster. I like to climb rocks and think about uncertainty in numerical modeling.