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@danielparscale.bsky.social

Digital marketing doom scroller. Mostly Google. Also music, cooking, liberal politics, and being confused. PDX > MSP

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BREAKING: The constitutional crisis has arrived. We knew it was coming, just not when.

25.04.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20660    πŸ” 8338    πŸ’¬ 1570    πŸ“Œ 1130

Kash Patel has deleted this post on X, but arrest is confirmed: www.jsonline.com/story/news/b...

25.04.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2873    πŸ” 1056    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 81

Yeah, who wants to make six figures doing a desk job when you can make $15 an hour doing backbreaking work in a factory for a few decades.

23.04.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1428    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 16

This administration is like a thesaurus for evil deeds.

23.04.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Students who were not U.S. citizens should avoid publishing work on Gaza, Ukraine and protests related to their former classmate’s arrest, urged Stuart Karle, a First Amendment lawyer and adjunct professor. With about two months to go before graduation, their academic accomplishments β€” or even their freedom β€” could be at risk if they attracted the ire of the Trump administration.

β€œIf you have a social media page, make sure it is not filled with commentary on the Middle East,” he told the gathering in Pulitzer Hall. When a Palestinian student objected, the journalism school’s dean, Jelani Cobb, was more direct about the school’s inability to defend international students from federal prosecution.

β€œNobody can protect you,” Mr. Cobb said. β€œThese are dangerous times.”

Students who were not U.S. citizens should avoid publishing work on Gaza, Ukraine and protests related to their former classmate’s arrest, urged Stuart Karle, a First Amendment lawyer and adjunct professor. With about two months to go before graduation, their academic accomplishments β€” or even their freedom β€” could be at risk if they attracted the ire of the Trump administration. β€œIf you have a social media page, make sure it is not filled with commentary on the Middle East,” he told the gathering in Pulitzer Hall. When a Palestinian student objected, the journalism school’s dean, Jelani Cobb, was more direct about the school’s inability to defend international students from federal prosecution. β€œNobody can protect you,” Mr. Cobb said. β€œThese are dangerous times.”

Great. Columbia J-school students from abroad are being told to obey in advance by their dean. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/n...

12.03.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 759    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 180
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This is my first time seeing an actual link inside of the AIO.

The link icon also includes the same link at the top of the referenced pages.

04.03.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The global unity we Americans have just forfeited can be rebuilt with this vocabulary. We all feel all of these.

01.03.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AS PROMISED:

28.02.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1989    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 119
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PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.

24.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 37128    πŸ” 16534    πŸ’¬ 4980    πŸ“Œ 2650
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Do you need any more proof that we no longer live in a democracy and that hell is coming?

19.02.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.

18.02.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2469    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11

So this is what masculine energy looks like huh?

17.02.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When asked whether the evening would be finished with whiskey, neat, the spokesperson said, β€œNo comment,” and hurried away.

16.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recommendations will be considered until 6pm CT, when the ladle is expected to scoop some of that yumminess into a bowl. The public is encouraged voice their opinions directly via BlueSky.

16.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A spokesperson for Dan stated, β€œInterest in comfort and joy is at an all time high,” and added that β€œwhen the world is as bat fucked as it seems right now sometimes you need a little break.”

16.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PRESS RELEASE:

Today Dan announced his intentions to eat cabbage soup and steak by the fire. A request for public comment with recommendations for comedy specials was announced simultaneously.

16.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

15.02.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 97872    πŸ” 21326    πŸ’¬ 5364    πŸ“Œ 2360

One of the ironies of Google's focus on cumulative layout shift as a core web vital for SEO is that their own product, Ads, routinely has some of the worst lag I've ever encountered in a platform. Not to mention the other UX issues.

14.02.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's cosmic metaphor is squeezing my stress ball so tightly that it bursts and sprays glittery water all over my desk, laptop and walls.

11.02.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you were an unreconstructed segregationist from jim crow alabama, what would you do differently than this administration with regard to civil rights enforcement?

06.02.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10730    πŸ” 2824    πŸ’¬ 521    πŸ“Œ 106

I was thinking of recipe content specifically during the first few sentences here so it's interesting to see it called out. As far as I can tell (anecdotally) I don't recall recipe content ranking that hasn't included that filler.

Has anybody tested this with that subject matter specifically?

03.02.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some more interesting additions to the QRG: Filler content.

Working on the 3rd edition of my QRG checklist as there have been so many changes with this latest update!

03.02.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I also saw this claim and was pretty shocked, so I went and looked up the CDC data. Total overdose deaths (from all drugs) from 2003 - 2023 = 1,174,835.

www.cdc.gov/nchs/product...

31.01.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

This is Soviet-style revisionism. Just airbrush it away. Fascists and authoritarians always look to control history.

23.01.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 838    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 38
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With all the pain and chaos out there right now this unexpected note from my son nearly put me in tears.

21.01.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still shocked by Elon’s salute to be honest. That took the wind out of me.

21.01.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be bad isn’t it

21.01.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

put signal on your phone and don't whine about it.

21.01.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hell yea

20.01.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 31035    πŸ” 3322    πŸ’¬ 404    πŸ“Œ 234

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