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Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️‍🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️

144 Followers  |  190 Following  |  667 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.8302

Latest posts by dildocacophony.bsky.social on Bluesky

"Paul Bunyan ate a stack / Of one-mile high flapjacks" - Tim Hensley

02.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aw is such a sweet big boofner 💗

02.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALL. THINGS. WENT. WRONG.
#All

02.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bud and I were getting ready to hookup yesterday. He says, "I have some experiments I want to try!"

20.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 64    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Am I too late to suggest “Mutiny of the Bounty?”

26.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Just concentrate on the image of Tchaikovsky getting it on with Iosif Kotek and you'll be fine 😁

27.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍

24.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Significant tchotchkes, 1/5/2026

23.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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McCall, Idaho 12/30/2025

23.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know right?! Chivalry and shit

22.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got him to SMIIIIIIILE 😁

22.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🖤😍🖤

22.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 37    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

the line forms over there buddy

21.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

boops for Banjo baby

21.01.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

check this out: depression

21.01.2026 02:58 — 👍 58    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

Congrats!!!

21.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We delightfully await the rest of your Budapest story, which is charming as hell 😘

20.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My beard and yours wish to politely shake hands

19.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hoping that if somebody hosts a party for you while you're coming through L.A. maybe I can finally meet you boys! In the gay bear cheer platoon on the socials, you're pretty much squad leaders 😁

18.01.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black-and-white photo of two women sitting in a parked car. The driver is leaning over the steering wheel. The passenger has a blunt out the window and her face is wreathed in smoke. Text: *exhales* Gumby and Pokey are Davey and Goliath's Jungian shadow figures Holy shit Celeste

Black-and-white photo of two women sitting in a parked car. The driver is leaning over the steering wheel. The passenger has a blunt out the window and her face is wreathed in smoke. Text: *exhales* Gumby and Pokey are Davey and Goliath's Jungian shadow figures Holy shit Celeste

19.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

In 1917, amongst the crowd who usually enjoyed paintings by the likes of Sargent, this was provocative as fuck

14.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Little one-on-one quality time with coach.

Commissions are open again! DMs open.

13.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 977    🔁 70    💬 22    📌 4

(...as opposed to actual "Sparks")

13.01.2026 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Sound of Flintrock Hitting But Not Quite Making Sparks

12.01.2026 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that I've disrobed may we discuss the injections

12.01.2026 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(this is T.J. from Mastodon, btw, that is to say my gay alt account)

12.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Await the tidal wave of responses 😉

12.01.2026 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got cum lung in the pornography mines

11.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 392    🔁 83    💬 10    📌 1

The Wank Album

12.01.2026 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just can't seem to get to bullet point #6, I have to clean my apartment first

11.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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