Groyer

oh, to be a cat, unbothered, sleeping in a small bench tent sheltered from the rain

dear god. there he is. terrifying creature, making a natural barricade in front of the glass door.

oh lord. he elongates himself to show his prowess as a flexible battler. i fear for my life.

sweet Jesus Christ. he's spotted me. i have the height disadvantage being down the steps what am i supposed--

OH GOD HE'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS ME AND MY ONLY INSTINCT IS TO HOLD MY PHONE AND PHOTOGRAPH MY IMMINENT DEMISE, HOLY FU--

i had to buy my way into my own home because of this vicious creature guarding the front door.

(paid in food and belly rubs)

it's Ferdinand von Aegir profusely sweating, looking like he's about to take a bullet to the face. or resisting very hard about talking about his noble lineage, i'm not sure honestly.

not from personal experience, but just having good networking! haha! h-haha..!

them going "don't expect anything soon :)" then dropping RE9 with the deep cut of playing as Alyssa Ashcroft's daughter?

that's some Capgod level nonsense right there, i fuckin' kneel

yeah i just keep seeing the rupture icon as a cabbage leaf

woe, cabbage upon ye

Oblivion remake/remaster being fairly imminently soon is sick!

but then Persona 4 remake/remaster got another update (updated site listing again) and that reminded me that i'm not ready for the internet to go back on their bullshit about whatever "affairs" P4 has.

it's me after looking at all the post presentation reports and documents from the Switch 2 direct. (in reality, this is from Cruelty Squad. i think this is from a difficulty change screen.

man, i was genuinely excited for the Switch 2 until all the pricing came out of the wood work. no fuckin surprise they were very quiet about it.

this sucks.

it's Odin going "oh shit.", but it's not actually Odin. i think it was Loki or something from one of the later Thor movies that made Thor into a meme character.

taking a walk in the park after work, and there's an old man in front of my talking to his phone.

he then drops his phone, and it bounces perfectly off the case side and into the running river. i heard none of his conversation, but i did hear a very clear, articulate:

Cell Command on Steam TURN-BASED TACTICS meets SNAKE: A new roguelike in the Genome Guardian universe. SPLICE DNA to create new units, enhance their genetics, and take on the Abyss virus once more in a variety of different...

listen, i don't post much in general, let alone about games that i want people to see & play.

store.steampowered.com/app/3362040/...

but if somehow, the title "Spybot: The Nightfall Incident" resonates with you and fires off nostalgic serotonin, please. PLEASE play this demo. even if not, play it.

YouTube video by E.S. Posthumus - Topic Posthumus Zone (The Theme To The NFL On CBS)

WE SHALL SEE NEXT YEAR. SAME TIME, SAME PLACE! SAME NEWLY FOUND MYSTICAL CONTEXT? I HOPE NOT, THIS MADE ME GET A HEADACHE. ON...

SUPERB
OWL
SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=512j...

WHO SHALL ENTER THE ARENA FOR THE CHANCE TO OBTAIN THE SACRED ARTIFACT OF THE STERLING SILVER DIADEM?

WILL IT BE TWO FRESH FACED CHALLENGERS? OR WILL OLD RIVALS CLASH AGAIN TO CAUTERIZE OLD WOUNDS WITH THE FLAMES OF WAR?

SO LONG AS NEW ENGLAND ISN'T THERE. EAT MY ASS, NEW ENGLAND!

ANYWAY. THAT IS THE CONCLUSION OF THE YEARLY HOLY DAY AND GLORIOUS CONTEST.

THE EAGLES SOAR WAY WITH THE SILVER EGG INTO THE HEAVENS, REVITALIZED AND HAVE FOUND PEACE AT LAST. THEIR SOULS AT REST, THE STAGE IS SET FOR NEW CHALLENGERS TO TAKE THE FIELD NEXT YEAR.

THOUGH THIS ONLY PROVES THAT THE ANGER OF THE BEGRUDGED DEAD IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. NOTHING THAT EVEN THE FORCES OF NATURE CAN CONTEND WITH.

FOR WHAT RULE DOES NATURE HAVE OVER A REALM THAT IS MADE OF THE UNNATURAL?

OH, UH. HOLD ON, I'M GETTING WORD THAT WE AREN'T DOOMED. IN FACT THE EAGLES ARE JUST TURNING BACK INTO REGULAR BIRDS AGAIN.

THE EARTH IS... HEALING? I SUPPOSE? WHAT A STRANGE DIADEM CONTEST THIS YEAR.

OH HOLD ON, THAT'S THE HORN! THE CONTEST IS OVER! WHO IS LEFT STANDING...

...NOBODY! NOBODY IS LEFT STANDING! BECAUSE THE WARCHIEFS ARE BEING CARREID AWAY BY THE CARRION REMAINS OF THE EAGLES!!!

WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

YouTube video by E.S. Posthumus - Topic Posthumus Zone (The Theme To The NFL On CBS)

WILL THE GODS OF THE REALM TRIUMPH OVER THE SINSTER DEAD? WILL WE CONTINUE TO HAVE PEACE IN THE LAND? UNLIKELY. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER HALFTIME SHOW. GUH.

FIND OUT ON THE MOST SANCTIMONIOUS OF DAYS. THE GREATEST CONTEST OF ALL!!!

SUPERB!
OWL!
SUNDAY!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=512j...

PREPARE FOR ANOTHER GRIPPING BATTLE, AS NOT ONLY DO OUR LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE FOR FEAR OF DURESS OF THE UNDEAD, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE BIGGEST BOY COOL KID AWARD IS UP FOR GRABS: THE SILVER EGG PEDESTAL.

I ALWAYS ENJOYED A GOOD GRUDGE MATCH, THIS LOOKS EXCITING! DESPITE MY FEAR!

ANYWAY. WE STILL HAVE A BATTLE TO WITNESS. AND WITNESS IT WE SHALL!

THE KANSAS CITY WARCHIEFS PREPARE FOR A FIERCE BATTLE TO DEFEND THEIR TWO YEAR TERM OF SUPERIORITY. TO DEFEND US FROM AN UNNATURAL THREAT.

BETTER THAN ANYTHING NEW ENGLAND CAN DO! EAT SHIT NEW ENGLAND! NICE 4-13! AHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!

JUST AS MANY CLAIM THAT THE SPIRITS OF THE BEGRUDGED DEAD HAUNT THE PLANET LONGING FOR PEACEFUL REST, SO TOO DO THE CADAVERS OF THE EAGLES TAKE FLIGHT ONCE AGAIN, LONGING FOR THE PEACE OF TRUE FLIGHT AMONG THE SKIES OF THE EARTH.

...THIS IS STARTING TO GET TOO MYSTICAL FOR ME, HONESTLY.

THE WARCHIEFS DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS, SENSING A DISTURBANCE IN THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE WORLD. AS THIS PLANET'S NATURAL PROTECTOR, THEY RISE TO SHIELD THE INHABITANTS FROM ALL UNNATURAL PREDATORS.

BUT VENGEANCE DOES NOT STOP AFTER ONE DRAWS THEIR LAST BREATH.

ALRIGHT, WELL... NO, NO THE PAPER DOES SAY IT'S FOR THIS YEAR OF 2025...

BUT THE WARCHIEFS ALREADY HAVE DOMINION OVER THE AIR! AND ALL ELEMENTS! THE EAGLES ARE DEAD! HOW COULD-- DEAR LORD!

THE EAGLES ARE BUT SKELETAL REMAINS, ANIMATED BY SOME SINISTER FORCE! AND... REINFORCED BY METAL? DAMN OKAY.

(SOUNDS OF SHUFFLING PAPER THAT GROWS SLIGHTLY FRANTIC.)

WH-WHAT YEAR IS--

(SOUND OF PAPER SHUFFLING SUDDENLY STOPS.)

...THE KANSAS CITY WARCHIEFS AND THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES? AGAIN???

I THINK I'M HAVING A CRISIS OF MY PLACE IN TIME AND HISTORY.

THIS YEAR, TWO NEW BANDS OF WARRIORS ENTER THE ARENA TO CLAIM THE STERLING SILVER DIADEM, AND WITH IT, DOMINION OVER THE REALM. ENTERING THE ARENA ARE THE--

... WAIT. WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

YES. IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN: TOO EARLY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY CONSUMERISM, BUT JUST IN TIME FOR THE MOST SANCTIMONIOUS DAY OF ALL. THE ONE TRUE HOLY DAY FOR EVERY RED BLOODED AMERICAN ON THIS BLUE MARBLE WE CALL EARTH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SUPERB.
OWL.
SUNDAY.

y'know, i haven't really used this site very much. mostly because through out all of my use of quick social media, i started waning off of it, even before the shitstorm. but i feel like i should make a few more posts now and then.

AND THE EVENT OF TODAY DEMANDS A CRIER.

oh, i wonder what build is--

OH JESUS

when you think you're slick leaving all the evils behind, only to unwittingly commit to a mogging in the elevator

let's go gambling!!!

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i knew it was already gonna be good when i heard the PS1 Dynasty Warriors chord for starting a duel, let alone having dueling back. and the duels are so fuckin' satisfying.

then Lu Bu jumped in on Red Hare, and the landing impact exploded like a nuclear bomb.

after DW9? we're so fucking back.