Tyrone "The" Bee

im back and worse than ever

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Puter back, had to lose all my files minus game saves. Goodbye every single clip since 2023 I just finished sorting like 2 months ago

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Computer broke ill see whats up with computer people tomorrow

girl go back to 6frc6

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Another 10k in a year playing my favorite fighting game Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R, unfortunately can't make it to Frosty next month due to having to live in #His economy but we still love to see the people go. Happy new years and to another great 10k.

Got an alt f4 yesterday and I felt like the Brian F christmas edit

niggas are named anything bro fuck you mean i found a human with the last name sneed at work

speed i need this on the table

4 pixels of guard bar pov

Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.

GAS LEAK 2

Getting getting warm air back

Guess who had a gas leak

mistakes into miracles

hardest working man alive

YouTube video by Vlambeer Nuclear Throne - Update 100 Trailer

9 hours until Nuclear Throne update 100, we're going into MISSION CONTROL mode! You'll be able to watch the trailer premiere here: youtu.be/AOvWHUfxkWQ?... 🍿🍿🍿

I had a vision of a universe here that would've singlehandedly ascended me to the great beyond

played a set like total ass tonight but if there's one thing I can count on is being able to completely reversal a game instantly in corner

thought this was no gb for a sec

dont think I ever posted this one here

the fuck button is used to be pressed when you dont hit your reversal timing and it plays a loud "fuck" sound in game like when you put in a coin on fightcade

What could've

What was

okay dawg

there is no way slayer should be waking this much damage