noodle nerd 🍝

There's something so wonderful about having just finished watching a great film. It feels like you've been reborn and that the world around you is different.

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

I am once again on the Anxiety Rectangle

This is pathetic. Can't spell Gavin Newsom without Man Gives No W. Hire humans or be responsible for deaths.

Dogs are like little dudes that start randomly beefing with people

new tires :> better for gravel paths vs my old city tires

Just one battery. I don't mind if it runs out of charge because I can just use it as a regular bicycle. It's quite lightweight for an ebike. I don't use it for long trips, just local commutes!

An electric bicycle with a bag of In-N-Out balanced on its back rack, up against the backdrop of a lovely park in San Francisco.

In case you wonder where I've been, I have been obsessively cycling everywhere within battery range of my new ebike! Already put almost 700 miles on my lovely lass bikaela! :)

Men will complain about pronouns and then turn around and talk about a boat as if it’s a 1920s noir-film dame they long to caress

Retweet if you like curry or if you want to relentlessly pound a girl's ass. No one will ever know which

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

CHIKORITA PROPAGANDA LETS GOOOOIO

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Love the hustle and bustle of the city. Chaos reigns supreme!

Felicitaciones a los EEUU por entender como es ser un estado latinoamericano

"Antisemitism is when you dont support a genocidal project" is such a frighteningly common sledgehammer in modern politics, and seeing it escalate to this is just harrowing. God, I want off of this world.

Current mood:
O PARTIGIANO, PORTA MI VIA
O BELLA CIAO BELLA CIAO BELLA CIAO CIAO CIAO

You're so right bestie I'm sorry

Miley Cyrus
Ellen DeGeneres
Simone Biles
Chelsea Manning
Ada Lovelace

Women are so hot wtf

Heartbreaking: The Most Divorced Men In America Are Making the Policies

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

@jamieacarter.bsky.social Is that why I can't see the stars at night?!

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

I love it when the moon changes phases like congrats on your transition babe

please watch the ranma 1/2 reboot it is so gender

An anime shop in the California desert called Desu Valley

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

Ads be like [shows a quirky home-owning zillenial buying an expensive luxury product]

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST WHO ARE YOU ADVERTISING TO, WE DONT HAVE MONEY FOR YOUR PRODUCTS WE CANT EVEN AFFORD GROCERIES

The firmament