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Eric Columbus

@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

Obama appointee at DOJ/DHS. Litigator for Speaker Pelosi and Jan. 6 Committee. NYC born and bred. Yankee Stadium 🌭 vendor. Wannabe historian. Dad joker.

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β€œThere is no vision, no game plan, and no commitment to build on existing traffic.”

A scathing exit letter from @glennkessler.bsky.social, who spent nearly three decades at the Washpost.

06.08.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

I was just about to send this to you without realizing that I found it through you

06.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 9: Lehrer got a master’s degree in math in Harvard the year after he graduated from its college. He entered the doctoral program but never completed it.

06.08.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump saying he has the best poll numbers he’s ever had citing β€œHarry Emden” on CNN

Harry Enten response: If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.

06.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4305    πŸ” 1021    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 63

ImportantπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

06.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Well it does say that Coristine said he pushed his gf into the car for her safety

06.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Per the press release: β€œOne of the victims was treated on scene by DC Fire and EMS for injuries sustained in the assault.”

06.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is β€” at the very top

06.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First sentence says they saw him get assaulted by 10 juveniles

06.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
VICTIMS-1
VICTIMS-1 (PERSON)
V-1 Coristine, Edward
VICTIMS-2
VICTIMS-2 (PERSON)
VEHICLE / PROPERTY & ITEMS SUMMARY
DESCRIPTION / MAKE / MODEL / COLOR
STATUS / DATE / REASON FOR CUSTODY
iPhone 16 / Black
Stolen / Aug 3, 2025
VIN #/ SERIAL #
QTY.
1
DECLARED
VALUE (USS)
$1000
PUBLIC NARRATIVE
As 3D officers were actively patrolling the area of the 1400 block of Swann St, NW, the officers observed a group of approximately ten juveniles surrounding the complainants' vehicle and assaulting C-1. The officers immediately exited their vehicle, and the juveniles began fleeing on foot. Officers were able to stop two of the suspects.
The officers interviewed C-1 and C-2. C-1 advised that he saw the suspects approach and make a comment about taking the vehicle. At that point, for her safety, he pushed his significant other, C-2, into the vehicle and turned to deal with the suspects. The suspects then began to assault C-1.
An identification procedure was conducted with the stopped individuals, and C-1 and C-2 positively identified S-1 and S-2. S-1 and S-2 were placed under arrest for unarmed carjacking and transported to JPC for processing.

VICTIMS-1 VICTIMS-1 (PERSON) V-1 Coristine, Edward VICTIMS-2 VICTIMS-2 (PERSON) VEHICLE / PROPERTY & ITEMS SUMMARY DESCRIPTION / MAKE / MODEL / COLOR STATUS / DATE / REASON FOR CUSTODY iPhone 16 / Black Stolen / Aug 3, 2025 VIN #/ SERIAL # QTY. 1 DECLARED VALUE (USS) $1000 PUBLIC NARRATIVE As 3D officers were actively patrolling the area of the 1400 block of Swann St, NW, the officers observed a group of approximately ten juveniles surrounding the complainants' vehicle and assaulting C-1. The officers immediately exited their vehicle, and the juveniles began fleeing on foot. Officers were able to stop two of the suspects. The officers interviewed C-1 and C-2. C-1 advised that he saw the suspects approach and make a comment about taking the vehicle. At that point, for her safety, he pushed his significant other, C-2, into the vehicle and turned to deal with the suspects. The suspects then began to assault C-1. An identification procedure was conducted with the stopped individuals, and C-1 and C-2 positively identified S-1 and S-2. S-1 and S-2 were placed under arrest for unarmed carjacking and transported to JPC for processing.

CLARIFICATION: Per police report obtained by @willsommer.bsky.social and posted at the other site, Coristine was attacked by *ten* juveniles, of whom only two were arrested. WaPo report seems to have been based on police press release, which mentioned only the arrests.
mpdc.dc.gov/release/mpd-...

06.08.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13

What do you eat at the Trump sex trafficking problem dinner summit? A scoopy scoop from CNN β€” note that 3 sources are telling them this, and also that they are considering trying to use Joe Rogan to spin Trump’s involvement with this major child rape/sex trafficking case www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/p...

06.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

I just checked and it is there β€” the first screenshot is near the top of the story and the second is near the end.

06.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness all we know is that Musk tweeted it β€” we don’t know whether he made it up or got it from someone else who did

06.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My theoryπŸ‘‡

06.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.08.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness we don’t know if he purported that β€” just that Musk did.

06.08.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Moldbug, being a big racist and all, told that story as a feint to get libs to mock it so he could then say β€œSee, even the left knows who does the crimes.”

06.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That sentence is aimed at the FBIπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

06.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed per WaPo that’s not what happened
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

06.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 23

D.C. police have arrested a 15-year-old boy and

girl from Maryland and charged them with

unarmed carjacking, the department said in a

news release. Two other people familiar with the

details of the case, who spoke on the condition of

anonymity because they were not authorized to

speak publicly, said the suspects are being held at
the city's youth detention center.

D.C. police have arrested a 15-year-old boy and girl from Maryland and charged them with unarmed carjacking, the department said in a news release. Two other people familiar with the details of the case, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly, said the suspects are being held at the city's youth detention center.

The attempted carjacking occurred at about 3 a.m. Sunday in the 1400 block of Swann Street Northwest, a residential, tree-lined area.
According to the D.C. police department, the teens approached Coristine and one other person, who were "standing next to their vehicle," then
"demanded the vehicle and assaulted one of the victims."
During the assault, a D.C. police cruiser "pulled into the block causing the suspects to flee," the police department said.

The attempted carjacking occurred at about 3 a.m. Sunday in the 1400 block of Swann Street Northwest, a residential, tree-lined area. According to the D.C. police department, the teens approached Coristine and one other person, who were "standing next to their vehicle," then "demanded the vehicle and assaulted one of the victims." During the assault, a D.C. police cruiser "pulled into the block causing the suspects to flee," the police department said.

WaPo says it didn’t go down that way
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

06.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 149

Well, it takes only 50 votes to partially nuke the filibuster to do this with 50 votes

06.08.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thx I’m looking for a specific link to the DC stats

05.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you provide a link?

05.08.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Which entrails so suggest?

05.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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On News Corp's earnings call, CEO Robert Thompson makes a pretty unsubtle appeal to Trump to rein in AI, saying AI companies are 1) too woke and 2) ripping off Trump by stealing his "many successful books"...

05.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

And the Federal Vacancies Reform Act expressly exempts GAO from its scope, so Trump can’t name an acting GAO head.

05.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well Congress could reject his nominee.

05.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Loomer first gained Trump’s trust when she cured Don Jr.’s hemophilia

05.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Cornyn knows better but is battling Ken Paxton in the GOP primary and sees an opening.

05.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I read his post to call only Trump a villain

05.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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