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the jade dog-beating staff and the corresponding jade dog-beating staff technique are passed from antifa leader to antifa leader

04.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...

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lol

04.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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too clean sheen. i cleaned some of the paint off 😩

04.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah the vent is facing the stove and the cooking grease got sucked in there

03.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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after living at my apt for 4 years im finally cleaning the air vent cover that the last tenant greased up. the grease is so stuck on that dawn powerwash doesnt do it i have to use v strong degreaser krud kutter

03.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When it comes to Bay Area flounder culture, the current vibe is lying camouflaged on the bottom of the ocean for upwards of 72 hours a week. Spawn early. Push your left eye to the right side of your body. Ambush passing shrimp.

30.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with a current read (or several)

03.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh man i hope youll get well soon!

03.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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raccoon wash station

03.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i went and look it up. its scary! i really need to workout

03.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow congratulations jana!

03.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for sharing ive never seen that movie! i thought jet lis ladder scene was the first ladder fight scene but i was wrong!

03.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i fantasize about doing this to facists

03.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mobility aids are so expensive!

03.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

claire denis is a fujoshi

03.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i finally understand. the eventual goal of fitness is to prevent falls and in the event you do fall to enable you to pick yourself up

03.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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congrats to both

02.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you

02.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,

23.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2580    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12

The Mamdani administration is crawling with busytownists, top to bottom

02.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
over it

over it

01.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh pug i did it was a disaster. overcooked steak and oversalted mashed potates. i just finished cleaning and taking a shower

01.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

til!

01.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have never asked that question as a greeting

31.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by フェむクドキγƒ₯パンタγƒͺγƒΌγ€ŒQ」 BIVOUAC (English sub)

was rewatching this one when one of my fucking neighbors made a soft hammering noise and scared me half to death

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31.01.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im sorry fellow food gambler

31.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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