Tis the season to pat your dashboard and apologize to your car when you hit a bad pothole.

Special Olympics Bowling day! So much fun!

(Insert gif of Jeff Goldblum hologram in Thor: Ragnarok saying “It’s my birthday!” here)

75% chance of me eating all of this by myself.

This is an unbelievable pull

Alexa play “What Was I Made For” by Billy Eilish

Only a romance novel set in America would feature one character romancing the other by purchasing EpiPens for him.

This is just rude 😒

I think that’s a valid response tbh.

YouTube video by Milwaukee Admirals Luke Prokop: PROUD

🏳️‍🌈

I guess I should vibe check here, too 🤷‍♀️

It has to be a universal thing for all libraries for some reason. Mine doesn’t have it either. Probably a licensing conflict.

You know I think the most offensive part of this whole being sick thing is I’ve been too tired to read. You’d think I’d be tearing through books, but nope.

So rude.

Okay but like…Brandon Tanev in the bottom corner is my vibes all the time

Oh no, an excuse for more shelf trophies…whatever shall I do?

(Cues up Survivor by Destiny’s Child)

Last 140 pages of Onyx Storm. Will I live?

Only time will tell.

She’s a little better today, but Lyric has started getting sick 🫤 Overall it’s not too severe though, so there’s that

I was not adequately prepared for what it would actually feel like to live through a constant stream of unprecedented events. I understand those who just kept their heads down and carried on, too. Completely and utterly exhausting.

DISCORD FIELD TRIP!!

Can we go to the penis museum in Iceland together someday? I feel like it would be worthwhile 😂

I’m calling it “fuck it” day. Fuck it, order the milkshake delivery. Fuck it, spend all day reading gay romance. Fuck it, don’t even get out of your pajamas.

My favorite keychain!

Me: I actually have some energy this weekend, I’m going to get so much done!
Rory: (gets the flu and uses me as a personal body pillow all day)

Welp. #momlife?

My chances of being attacked by my cat while I unpack the basement are low…but never zero.