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@jorts.bsky.social

new england mf / music stuff as haruspex & in blessed be http://haruspexharuspex.bandcamp.com http://blessedbe.bandcamp.com

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recent prints. photogravure and gum transfer + aquatints

12.05.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t shake the feeling that schumer didn’t want the hassle of a real fight because of the impact it might have on his book tour

14.03.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Death By A Thousand Cuts, by Blessed Be 5 track album

happy to share the first release of my newish band Blessed Be. ffo: swedeath, hm2, entombedcore, hardcore adjacent metal, whatever

blessedbe.bandcamp.com

14.03.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can maintain a high school mindset and hate the jocks as much as you want, but one day you're going to look around and find out that every big musclehead you see is better at doing quick mental math than you are

11.03.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

put the first three counting crows records on shuffle and thank me later imo

22.02.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's so hot right now

11.02.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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xerox and collage work from 2024

29.01.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell ya

29.01.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we need to do something about sam altman and his rankin/bass hobbit face

29.01.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"they call me all sorts of things, be it stacy or jane, or any sort of woman's name, and these names, they are all fine names but they are not my name." - werner herzog fronting the ting tings

29.01.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

come see FWWM at the brattle in a week 😈

28.01.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

man bernie mac was so goated i miss him every day

28.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its important to remember there's no right age to start. Tolkien didn't write The Hobbit until he was 23 years old. Martin Scorsese didn't direct Goodfellas until he was 19. You've got time.

25.01.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lotta cool bands playing something in the way next week but damn i can't wait to finally see great grandpa

25.01.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

godzilla can wear jordans in fortnite

24.01.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

24.01.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4972    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 12
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sunday morning posting the bible on main

15.12.2024 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine being born and given a stupid ass name like jonbenet

05.12.2024 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lately whenever i find myself at ease all my brain is capable of thinking is "free banana bread dude? at work, dude? hell yeah."

03.12.2024 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

almost bought some pants off IG ads that were almost certainly a scam but now i can't find anyone who makes a similar pant and i'm really upset because they were so cool

27.11.2024 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is the dune show impossible to understand or am i just too high to

20.11.2024 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm s

20.11.2024 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy chief keef week to me only

18.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we cannot have nestor one heartbeat away from the attorney general's office

13.11.2024 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

people's sexiest man alive for 2024 is... nardwuar

13.11.2024 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

i guess sure they are but only in the broadest possible sense, and i feel that this drive to convince people that everything they do is resistance is ultimately unhelpful

10.11.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

is this poppin yet

10.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say that Dianne Feinstein's staffers did manage an impossible task in today's political environment: making me feel sympathy for Dianne Feinstein

29.09.2023 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obamacare did a few good things but there are millions of people in a medical debt hole they will never climb out of as long as they live this very day and millions who refuse or do not seek care because of that concern and die earlier than they need to.

29.08.2023 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

dude same with β€œjorts”

06.07.2023 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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