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@calculizer.bsky.social

he him / musician / record producer / death cab for cutie, '97 - '14 / http://chriswalla.com

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The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5435    πŸ” 1161    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 32

I’m having a cup of afternoon coffee and so can you

16.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
It’s a text message sent from a samsung 5.4 cubic ft top loading high efficiency washer (I spelled efficiency wrong okay) and the image is a close up of the washer and the text says β€œhey do you want to hear a song”

It’s a text message sent from a samsung 5.4 cubic ft top loading high efficiency washer (I spelled efficiency wrong okay) and the image is a close up of the washer and the text says β€œhey do you want to hear a song”

16.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

very selfish

16.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

16.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4167    πŸ” 893    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 16

no lies detected

16.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing the same thing about 3.09 am

16.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people would be less miserable if they saw their lives as a creative collaboration with the universe.

16.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

masterful tambourine choices and placements, always scaled correctly (or incorrectly for intentional effect)

16.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Constructions for a New Year, by Field Effect 3 track album

Surprise, I finished a music thing. A small set of gradually moving constructions of loops and performances on guitar and synthesizer.

15.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a dog making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a dog making a funny face .
15.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful work

15.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that extra T is worth another 6% imho

15.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did a ghost vaporize a ford

15.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ingredients are the backbone of most dishes

15.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

β€˜don’t stop that go-go beat’ by effectron appreciation post

15.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is there a play afoot to make that the new national anthem? it has felt more and more present of late

15.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, there’s one in dtla too, at like 7th & olive or something. so creepy

15.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⬛️ em

15.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i didn’t see it but i’ll take your word for it

15.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some. figure skating is not haunted

15.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that track is scary tho, i was there alone once on a very still, very humid, very cloudy day. it is haunted

15.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Nazi tattoo, like Rahm’s candidacy, and Newsom’s podcast, are all different variations of the same message.

15.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans
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Ben Rosen Follow @ben_rosen REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark 5:23 β€’ 23 Jul 20 the vans

This, basically:

15.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4379    πŸ” 625    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15

he seemed so lovely, thank you for sharing so much while he was here. i’m so sorry for your loss. πŸ’”

15.02.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people think machines think because *they* don’t, really.

They don’t value thought as a constituent part of being human (or animal)β€”to them it just equates to logic somewhat, & that’s enough for β€œconsciousness.” An impoverished worldview.

Also! A PR scam by the billionaire class.

14.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

get em

14.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4 x 5 = 20 good odds

12.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it’s today

12.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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