The drunk uncle theory.
You donβt argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows thereβs safe people and better possibilities out there
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The drunk uncle theory.
You donβt argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows thereβs safe people and better possibilities out there
Iβm having a cup of afternoon coffee and so can you
16.02.2026 21:02 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Itβs a text message sent from a samsung 5.4 cubic ft top loading high efficiency washer (I spelled efficiency wrong okay) and the image is a close up of the washer and the text says βhey do you want to hear a songβ
16.02.2026 18:59 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0very selfish
16.02.2026 14:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
16.02.2026 05:48 β π 4167 π 893 π¬ 17 π 16no lies detected
16.02.2026 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hearing the same thing about 3.09 am
16.02.2026 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think a lot of people would be less miserable if they saw their lives as a creative collaboration with the universe.
16.02.2026 01:44 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0masterful tambourine choices and placements, always scaled correctly (or incorrectly for intentional effect)
16.02.2026 01:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Surprise, I finished a music thing. A small set of gradually moving constructions of loops and performances on guitar and synthesizer.
15.02.2026 16:01 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0beautiful work
15.02.2026 20:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that extra T is worth another 6% imho
15.02.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did a ghost vaporize a ford
15.02.2026 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ingredients are the backbone of most dishes
15.02.2026 05:29 β π 118 π 20 π¬ 4 π 1βdonβt stop that go-go beatβ by effectron appreciation post
15.02.2026 19:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is there a play afoot to make that the new national anthem? it has felt more and more present of late
15.02.2026 18:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah, thereβs one in dtla too, at like 7th & olive or something. so creepy
15.02.2026 18:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¬οΈ em
15.02.2026 18:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i didnβt see it but iβll take your word for it
15.02.2026 18:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0some. figure skating is not haunted
15.02.2026 18:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that track is scary tho, i was there alone once on a very still, very humid, very cloudy day. it is haunted
15.02.2026 18:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Nazi tattoo, like Rahmβs candidacy, and Newsomβs podcast, are all different variations of the same message.
15.02.2026 14:32 β π 503 π 92 π¬ 3 π 5Ben Rosen Follow @ben_rosen REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark 5:23 β’ 23 Jul 20 the vans
This, basically:
15.02.2026 16:16 β π 4379 π 625 π¬ 10 π 15he seemed so lovely, thank you for sharing so much while he was here. iβm so sorry for your loss. π
15.02.2026 10:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think a lot of people think machines think because *they* donβt, really.
They donβt value thought as a constituent part of being human (or animal)βto them it just equates to logic somewhat, & thatβs enough for βconsciousness.β An impoverished worldview.
Also! A PR scam by the billionaire class.
get em
14.02.2026 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 04 x 5 = 20 good odds
12.02.2026 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0maybe itβs today
12.02.2026 20:54 β π 28 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0