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Taupō Caldera

@taupocaldera.bsky.social

I'm the most productive rhyolitic system of the holocene. If you can't do a decent VEI 8 once in a while... #GoBigOrGoHome Formerly @taupocaldera at the Bad Place

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Latest posts by taupocaldera.bsky.social on Bluesky

Looking at the world today, I can think of a few humans I'd like to lateral blast...

10.05.2025 09:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not my seismicity. Yet.

30.04.2025 09:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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14.02.2025 10:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Roses are red
Lahars are grey
But my PDCs
Will ruin your whole day!

Happy Valentine's Day, humans!

14.02.2025 10:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is Pihanga not on Bluesky yet? 💔

13.02.2025 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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13.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "This says it all. Decent tephra deposit over 1,000km from the vent where I erupted it! 😲 If you want a *real* eruption, talk to (and vote for!) a *real* caldera - not some US pimple that falls over and can't even erupt straight"

Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "This says it all. Decent tephra deposit over 1,000km from the vent where I erupted it! 😲 If you want a *real* eruption, talk to (and vote for!) a *real* caldera - not some US pimple that falls over and can't even erupt straight"

Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "Yay! Go home and herd your bison and enjoy your retirement you old has been @SuperVolcanoYNP - leave the serious business to serious calderas that aren't just about dead! And stay out of the papers for five minutes will ya? Please?"

Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "Yay! Go home and herd your bison and enjoy your retirement you old has been @SuperVolcanoYNP - leave the serious business to serious calderas that aren't just about dead! And stay out of the papers for five minutes will ya? Please?"

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Clearly you never saw the Great Volcano Wars on Twitter, as-was, years ago.

13.02.2025 07:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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21.11.2024 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Try that with MY magma and you will regret it... just saying

19.11.2024 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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19.11.2024 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good effort! Shame about the whole falling down thing, but good effort!

19.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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15.11.2024 10:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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09.11.2024 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE VOLCANOES ARE ARRIVING

09.11.2024 23:18 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

HELLO

09.11.2024 23:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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