MaiTaipalian, Esq

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Wow I am having a bad day

It is 64° why is everyone dressed for the arctic

I actively don’t engage with it because it’s just not the national anthem!!!!

Can the governor fly him out to Portland like at this point it seems necessary

While this is entirely on me, I’m so annoyed that the Williams/Haas set is 4+, so it doesn’t match the rest of the city sets. Picked it up during prime day sales.

Vroom vroom

Christianity the moment it’s a fully independent religion: LITTLE GUYS EVERYWHERE

The fundamental human urge to carve little guys

Per the OT reading—
God: no idols
The Israelites when left alone for 5 minutes: let’s just carve some little guys

Dockside’s in Wrightsville beach is my favorite spot in the area. Oceanic pier restaurant also great. Downtown is all kinda meh

My favorite West Virginia moment was at the Applebees bar in martinsburg where these dudes in neon lamented how woke the women were in such a big city

For whatever reason, I’ve ended up being fed pro-bike anti-car content when I am pro-car, anti-bike (but very pro other public transit)

Oh it can be like $37.50 here one way. The last Bridge is minimum $0.85, so if it’s above that I know it’s probably worth it.

I usually only need it for crossing the 14th street bridge but it’s incredible

Did radical leftists do anything to Claire’s

This Oakland uber driver is gonna kill me

They’re the bestest

This is maybe dumb but can you get another dog to pee back there? Where they want to go and why becomes much more apparent when it snows lol

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

Emeryville has no power?

Tulip is extremely picky about which blueberries, peaches, and apples she’ll eat. Only certain varietals

Ding ding

Close! Trader Vic’s

My mom is so drunk off of one chi chi

Guess where I am

It was so fast this morning

The ATL Chick-fil-A is an amazing example of efficiency