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Opinionated fan of British telly. I take soap operas seriously. Typos should be expected. Only follow soap opera content accounts here.

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Jasmine coming back to the scene of the crime with the murder weapon covered in her fingerprints.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kojo being just fine with Harry and moving back to his old flat makes no soap opera sense.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Imagine getting to writer for these two great actors and coming up with this.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope nope nope. Kat Slater would be trying to find a way to get Zoe out of prison and keep her granddaughter from going in, until everything built into a wild impossible situation to get out of.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vicky being president of the Den Watts fan club is so wrong. It makes no sense especially after what Joel did.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uh, yeah, they do. Great literature is built on the concept.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yikes these Jasmine and Kat scenes.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jasmine saw a man standing over her mother's unconscious body and the first thing she did was whip out her phone and start filming? So Gen Z.
#EastEnders

18.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EastEnders' Tracy-Ann Oberman teases potential return for Chrissie Watts wedding: "The opportunities are endless" Tracy-Ann Oberman speaks to Radio Times about Chrissie's shock engagement and her EastEnders exit.

No. Write stories about the characters on contract. #EastEnders
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17.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, was not expecting to see Kirkwood's name on this abysmal episode.
#EastEnders

17.02.2026 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Linda speaking for the fans.
#EastEnders

17.02.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monday's script is as schlocky as Chrissie's extensions.
#EastEnders

17.02.2026 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lynn still has her childhood story books and has sent them for Zoe to read in prison?
#EastEnders

17.02.2026 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's up now.

17.02.2026 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday's #EastEnders is on BritBox now. Better late than never.

17.02.2026 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m guessing because it was a holiday and nobody thought or cared about doing it.

17.02.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No #EastEnders on BritBox today.

16.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm going on vacation next month and won't be able to watch. Hoping absence makes the heart grow fonder

16.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sian Webber is in this Midsommer Murders, too and putting on a posh accent. #Eastenders

16.02.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sick day in bed watching Midsommer Murders and hereโ€™s ar Michelle Collins showing her range by playing an exasperated wife with an annoying kid. #EastEnders

16.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Grant is back in the spring then I guess Nigel will survive the anniversary? #EastEnders

15.02.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It makes sense for Nigel and Mark but Iโ€™m glad itโ€™s a short visit. #EastEnders

15.02.2026 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It would make so much sense to bring a middle-aged Spencer back with a new face, but could he please not be a jerk, secret psycho or hard man? We're chock full at the moment. #EastEnders

14.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like heโ€™s writing for his inner child and no one else. โ€œYou canโ€™t make me!โ€

14.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drinks on the house!

14.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love to see a story, any story, be completed before Wadey drops it to move on to the next shiny plot featuring a mid character no one's mentioned in 20 years.

14.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm dreading finding out which Moons are coming back and what their plot will be aside from raising a glass to Nana.

14.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, can we at least prioritize character returns by actors who still act?

14.02.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They get paid even if Kathy's just sat there complaining about her neck, so budget must be a nightmare.

13.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wadey said before he started that 90s and 2000s EastEnders was "his show" and he wanted to make those families central again. Some viewers weren't even born then, so I don't get the logic.

13.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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