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producer/songwriter, aspiring nepo baby, winnetka bowling league member samberesford.com

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LeBron James at 40: NBA’s brightest star stares down the dying of the light LeBron James’ birthday on Monday will make him the first NBA player to play in his teens, 20s, 30s and 40s. Knowing when to walk away may be the hardest part of his journey

on lebron’s 40th, ruminations on the passing of time, basketball melancholia, and how you know when it’s time to let go

really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!

www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...

30.12.2024 18:02 — 👍 276    🔁 71    💬 22    📌 15

the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport

27.12.2024 17:25 — 👍 7050    🔁 714    💬 212    📌 67

elon is undoubtedly the least funny dude on this planet

20.12.2024 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i thought we confirmed it was ted cruz

20.12.2024 05:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I replied to trump and told him they're calling musk President Elon

I replied to trump and told him they're calling musk President Elon

Just popped over to truth social to do the work

19.12.2024 20:22 — 👍 5603    🔁 369    💬 171    📌 24

life is weird man

19.12.2024 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

09.12.2024 19:58 — 👍 8156    🔁 2194    💬 59    📌 84

Satire remains dead.

10.12.2024 07:14 — 👍 1206    🔁 162    💬 10    📌 1

“your doctors don’t know what they’re talking about but the money hungry capitalist ghouls know what’s best for you”

10.12.2024 03:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"the Claims Adjuster was a mentally ill man with chronic back pain! and he liked pokemon!"

i hate to give the ruling class any tips, but this makes him more, not less relatable

10.12.2024 02:42 — 👍 456    🔁 45    💬 15    📌 1
Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

09.12.2024 15:43 — 👍 23320    🔁 3752    💬 702    📌 378
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FREE LUIGI

09.12.2024 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i make pop music if someone wants to kill me for that like……..ok

06.12.2024 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

United healthcare initially denied coverage for my daughter’s birth because she wasn’t named on the policy at the time of services. This is not a joke, this really happened.

05.12.2024 01:03 — 👍 5488    🔁 883    💬 99    📌 31

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

04.12.2024 23:35 — 👍 21704    🔁 5106    💬 196    📌 133

it’s kinda crazy how a health insurance ceo got murdered this morning and the instantaneous reaction of the internet was like “fuck yea”

05.12.2024 08:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hope his ambulance was in network

04.12.2024 15:17 — 👍 9483    🔁 979    💬 396    📌 157

when people cheer out loud for the nicole kidman amc thing i get mildly homicidal

04.12.2024 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

02.12.2024 18:19 — 👍 98630    🔁 16308    💬 2224    📌 1387

i bought a ticket to a clipper game once where’s my tribute video

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The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.

30.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 8188    🔁 699    💬 119    📌 36

i’ll do a better job of that next year if we’re not also coming off a tour that fucks things up even further

01.12.2024 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thursday felt like a saturday, yesterday felt like a sunday, today also feels like a sunday, tomorrow is sunday

30.11.2024 22:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

29.11.2024 07:13 — 👍 3765    🔁 553    💬 37    📌 16
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...
30.11.2024 00:11 — 👍 19847    🔁 2498    💬 311    📌 169

i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either

30.11.2024 04:59 — 👍 5071    🔁 317    💬 311    📌 37

Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.

30.11.2024 05:44 — 👍 13008    🔁 825    💬 193    📌 30

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