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Laura Palmer died for our sins.

It's a disaster either way. DO NOT HELP THEM. Vote no!

Marky got with Sharon Sharon got Cherese She was sharing Sharon’s sundry Pseudo-pussy fantasies Mikey had a facial scar And Bobby was a racist They were all in charge of spyin’ In the intel apparatus Tommy played piano And he hated the Italians He was gathering the trans girls And forming a battalion They were all in charge of spyin’ They were full of homogayness That was shooting like a lightning bolt Lasering an anus [beat] I DON’T MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES

Someone said Butthole Lasers as a band name, like Butthole Surfers, and. I had to.

When you accidentally hit shift too many times and Windows has to ask if you are disabled...

Oh, Discovery of Witchcraft, correct?

What book is this? Also, what is the object on the bottom right?

RIP David Lynch. Your presence in this world will be dearly missed.

Dear content creators. I skip your cooking videos every time I hear the words "wash your sister sauce". It was dumb the first time someone said it. It's only gotten worse.

The person that came up with 'the cold never bothered me anyway' line in Frozen must have really thought they were a clever fuck.

the guy from the trolley problem meme with text over his head reading "pulling the lever doesn't do anything anymore" and "tear up the tracks"

They are going to fix this for us by making us not be a developed nation anymore.

There is more to human progress than just capitalism.

Space poop.

Preach @meiselasb.bsky.social!

Nailed it.

Shame on ABC. They’re trash.

It said that debating an idiot is like playing #chess with a pigeon. They'll knock over the pieces, they'll crap on the board, and they'll fly back to their flock and claim victory. It's funny and ins... TikTok video by Jonny Thomson

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NHurCp/

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

I think the New Jersey drones are being operated by the killer clowns from 2016.

Wow. Whatever made them change their mind sure is working.

People can focus on more than one problem.

Pictured: America's prospects.

They've gone full Weekend at Bernie's with Mitch McConnell.

Baldur's Gate 3 is 90% Animorphs.

Oh no! An insurance CEO was killed. Unrelated, but I love when the dragon was slain in The Hobbit.

I hate to be wasteful, but when we finally get to eat the rich maybe we could just scrape Elon off the plate directly into the trash.

If we want to fix society we have GOT to bring back cloaks and canes that have little hidden compartments. I think that's probably all that is actually wrong with the world. Not enough cloaks.

Time magazine cover overlaying the towers of the Kremlin rising over the White House.

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

Egg.