jodie

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

this post filling me with dread because I know that now Netflix is here it’s only a matter of time before clients want to make the jump

You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

it took me exactly one listen of dancing through life to drive home from the movies after seeing wicked and I think that’s beautiful

happy to be of service 🫡

cannot believe that BLUESKY is where I found this out

do you guys over here know that george did the apple dance

ok exactly

one cool thing about this app is the amount of snoopy accounts that are following me keep em coming

ok but bluesky doesnt have matty healy defending charli xcx’s honor from azealia banks

got charged for the third time this month from apple and have no idea what it’s for

quick someone make an ASU twitter starter pack

Starter pack of people who laugh at my jokes

try harder

this is so hadestown coded

🙂‍↕️

so are we using this like fr now?

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

Wait for It Leslie Odom Jr., Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton · Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Recording) · Song · 2015

ladies and gentlemen... the first bluesky wait for it wednesday

open.spotify.com/track/7EqpEB...

can’t wait for the first give yourself a try tuesday on here

:)

came back for bald ann dowd

went all day yesterday with no rate limit just to get hit with it after 5 minutes today lol

unfortunately I do think there’s an option to hide it if you pay

Ohhhhh yeah it’s a wrap

please don’t dunk on me like this

I would think Twitter self destructing was a lot funnier if using Twitter wasn’t tied to my stupid career

bluesky machine broken too lmao this is clunky as hell

none of my 1975 mutuals are on here how am I gonna know what happens at finsbury tomorrow