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Man the Mets really broke Syndergaard

Oof

LEAN IN!

At least we’re trending in the right direction

The World Series hangover is real

Awesome. Looks amazing from that photo and damn do I miss San Francisco

I refuse to give them a dime of my tourist money

Dude I shit you not I literally thought that when I saw his text. Florida is the last place I would even want to visit let alone live in

Jokes aside I’m legitimately bummed. I can’t think of any scenario where moving to Florida is a positive and I worry for them.

My buddy just told me they are moving to Florida and I can’t decide if I should send condolences or congratulations

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This whole series

They really broke them

Is it still chilly? I miss the bright sunny days with crisp air

Well played

Look I’m happy they won, but I could really do with more light and breezy wins. This ‘clench your ass in the 9th’ approach really is unpleasant for my ass

That win actually sucked

Every brand name closer we got had been trash

Blake doing a solid Kenley impersonation

None of these games are fun when you know they could just shit it away at the finish line

Yeah that sounds like an alarm blaring.

Oh hey Alex got the Call

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Using 1000 pitchers is a Dodger tradition

Hey Dodgers, you’re dumb

If they’re gonna lose at least they’re getting it out of the way early

Haha Snell already in the hole. So much for that

On paper it’s a big upgrade over May