Bohor 🐻‍❄️

To be fair, that's what it was before we turned it into Lego bricks.

I have... severe, irrational... thoughts about the label "unprofessional".

"Emergency" seems unnecessary. Are there other categories of bail bonds? "Incidental bail bonds?" "Recreational bail bonds?"

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Gonna do this one at my next karaoke night just to untie the audience in discomfort and anger.

Oh, there's one!

I guess it's so you don't have to leave the couch to shit?

I'm available for holiday work if you run into trouble keeping up with demand.

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

This looks like if they remade The Warriors as a Mary Poppins-style musical.

Explain your OC's power with a GIF.

The logo from the side of a loaf of white bread from Bimbo (the baked goods company), with their mascot -- a cute little white teddy bear wearing a chef's hat -- above their brand logo, and text just below that: SAY "BEEEMBO"!

"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".

I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!

("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")

A mudflap on the back of a semi with a company logo featuring a drawing of a running cheetah above the company name, except that the lettering on both sides of the name have worn off, so it just looks like it says "YEET".

YEET

A very non-electric 2010 Honda Fit parked in an EV charging spot with the charging cable just kind of hanging out the back of the hatchback.

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

"I'm/We're not through with you yet" and "You're next" are major button-pushing phrases for me.

*hugs tight* If he could talk, I know he'd tell you how much he loves and how you gave him the best life he could have ever imagined.

A very non-electric 2010 Honda Fit parked in an EV charging spot with the charging cable just kind of hanging out the back of the hatchback.

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

"For sale: baby shoes, feet included!"

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

Film yourself now and make it your background. Nobody will be able to tell that it's recording even when you talk.

(I did it without a mask and only one person noticed.)

I think the Gen X version of this was a couple years where I listened to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" a lot.

Promise?

He could offer me some nice eggs in these trying times.

Cover image for Devil's Gamibt #11: Rian

The free public release of Devil's Gambit episode 11 is finally publicly available on itch!

12K, new sprites, new CGs, enjoy!

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#devilsgambit

What I'd do to that bread is NSFW.

(Not really, but the sounds I'd make eating an entire loaf of bread would probably weird my coworkers out.)

I misread this as if the whole family was doing it and the mental image was like a surreal performance art piece.

That does suck though. I would have been tempted to yell "sorry, can you do it then?" and then toss it to him.

Me: [...]

My brain: [ . . . ]

Me: [...]

My brain: Oh, yeah, a Face/Off remake with Josh Gad and Harvey Guillén.

Me: Wh... What?

My brain: That's what I was trying to think of last Wednesday. Sorry, go on.

YouTube video by HidingMirrors Annie Hall - George Scene

RIP to a legend.

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

The caption: "Get a cat wheel so your cat will exercise they said" above a photo of an orange cat sleeping on its back on the wheel.

Saw this and thought of @yennix.bsky.social

Wait, what? There's no J in the Italian alphabet.