Raj

how did I do

Is this Pepto Bismol ethically sourced

My experience with Waymos in San Francisco is that as a pedestrian I would happily snap my fingers and replace all Lyfts with Waymos. You literally cannot get hit by a Waymo

This is the happiest I’ve been in quarters and maybe years. Guess I should have been doing this the whole time?

Neo waking up in The Matrix after downloading all of human martial arts with the subtitle “I know riftbound” on it

don’t throw it at the tv lol

after two weeks of playing a minimum of 3 hours of Riftbound a day I feel like I am currently the nerd version of the “24/7 jock drone” fantasy. All I think about is Pouty Poros and Tasty Treefolks and Showstoppers. Sir this is a good TCG drone Sir etc

hiring the people it takes to do real animals responsibly is expensive and maybe not worth it for just 8 real sheep, is my guess. and thank you for the review, will definitely see it now

A maroon liger in underwear drinking coffee and looking grumpy

the coffee is helping thank you

(art: @ottertale.bsky.social)

this is very good

A maroon liger playing poker at a Vegas-style poker table and staring into your soul

New lock screen for short notice Vegas trip that @ottertale.bsky.social drew a million years ago. Still such an incredible vibe though

I’m going to Vegas on short notice to play cards next weekend

(the cards are Riftbound cards)

never stop never stopping

Don’t you make me come back there and remind you all why you like Jace

Good news: I can't post pictures of my Riftbound decks anymore, they are too Advanced for Public Knowledge

Riftbound decks for Master Yi and Kai’Sa

tonight’s menu

that looks great! what’s in it?

the other path is the Bo Burnham way where he made the same comedy special three times but it got wildly better every time and by the third time it was perfect

Nintendo (or at the very least, Illumination studios) knows y'all are horny for Bowser

fuck yeah

a cute pig

a delicious slop

The AI discourse lately frustrates me because everyone is incidentally denigrating both pigs and slop for no reason

I went 3-0 at local Riftbound tournaments the last two nights so clearly I am a god now

a lion samurai man is very unhappy with you

did you just drink from the front of the bowl?!? you absolute fool. you cultureless imbecile

I studied Japanese tea for six months and it is a deeply weird activity. I loved it but it is also the 16th century Japanese equivalent of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos spending thousands on exotic weird stuff to impress each other while serving each other snacks. It is not and never was “everyday”

Oscar Isaac playing Victor Frankenstein, a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in the movie Annihilation playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life

gay furry tryhard Riftbound though

the Riftbound card Immortal Phoenix

The name on this is so funny. God forbid we think this is one of the phoenixes that dies and stays dead I guess

this is horny, right?

I am wildly happy right now

My sense is that if someone feels compelled to drive past the $20m range they have fundamental drives that mean they will likely never be morally pure