it’s ben

The trailer for the Gun Nose kickstarter is *very* good.

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Gordon, it's 10:10 a.m. on February 16th #PhillipJeffriesDay

"all of me" by masayoshi takanaka

album art redraw #musuwi.art

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

A flag wearing snoopy'# puffer jacket and knit hat

@friends-table.bsky.social

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

That’s all Folks

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

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danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

@okbutstill: Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it. Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw. Trump: Well, I don't know.

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

her: are you stupid

me:

saw him at subway again today

honestly most of those words are in the bible . nice work on your bibular post.

this is so good

lol @ the razor crest price-to-piece ratio. i can't even see any crazy new pieces? wildly expensive. the anzellan starship is cute though!

in my dreams i see his face... ben quadinaros

Hayao Miyazaki

backloggd review for "Kids' WB Turkey Day Food Fling" from user Phage that just says "when i play this game i try to hurt pichu"

i saw him at subway getting the two 6-inch subs for $6 deal

i saw ben quadinaros today

people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games

"everyone is 12" theory also apparently applying to the year? lol

What is, Swan Lake City, UT?

the fact that there's a solid base there means valve could start adding a few QoL of life features and be in the running for real... and i don't think the chat even needs to be forever like discord, but it does need to be longer than two weeks lol

didn't this come out about a year ago? or am i mixing this up with something else. If i recall correctly the main reason it didn't catch on is it only preserves messages for up to 2 weeks

turnabout (riso version)