An Old Bear, Whom Shalt Maul Fascists

lol this cop pissed himself

gnome in a hollowed out pumpkin with a motor on it

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Every single Connecticut Dem voted Yea... I wish I had the mental stamina to run for office, I want to primary these fools so bad...

I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.

Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."

Really meant,

"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).

Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Bears are friends, can confirm.

@Spacecorgi on youtube: "I love that one middle-management orc who kept arguing with Saruman about realistic factory output." [Image of a true flatnosed geezer of an orc giving Saruman a fierce side-eye scowl.]

Cameron Malcher (@Capitan_Typo) on twitter: "There was a young man From Cork who got limericks And haikus confused"

"Sending memes to your friend in the uk" Image of a person attaching a memory card to a pigeon.

The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) on twitter: "Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: Buddha says make sure you give the poison to the OTHER guy"

"What do you do for [a] living?" I do my best [image of a very sad cat in a desaturated field of grass.]

2 images: 1: a sign with a drawing of a very fat dog on it and translated Chinese text: "feeding is prohibited" "paragraph 1 A very fat dog appears here. (Bingo) Doesn't bite, but people. Lives a comfortable life and lacks no food & drink. Has no talents to show off" "paragraph 2 Please quickly finish the food in your hands. Don't feed, no matter what you give will never be enough. The more we try to help it lose weight, the fatter it gets. The owner is exhausted." Image 2 shows the dog in question. He's a chubby golden labrador, and he looks very insulted.

Same, he seems very nice.

candidate 1: i will kill you and your family

candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you

candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up

Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy

There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin' Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)

youtu.be/V7jOobdrdGo?...

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin' Pumped Up Kicks (Bardcore | Medieval Style with Vocals - Original by Cornelius Link)

youtu.be/cRIfsFefatg?...

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin' We Didn't Start the Fire (Bardcore | Medieval/Renaissance Style Cover)

Today's beat because it's stuck in my head.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs...

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Shitposts Throughout History, vol. XII:

same

YouTube video by lew griffin knives Making 3d printed damascus steel chefs bunka

youtu.be/dwhAky1HHfM?...

This is so rad

Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:

"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

May 5th is Red Dress Day.

A National Day of remembrance and activism honouring Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirited People.

#MMIW #MMIWG2S+ #MMIWG #CdnPoli #RCOP