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Noah Sans Ark

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I used to drink beer in the shower, now I’m a dad. High Priest to the Hockey Gods. Montrealer in Ottawa. Check out our pod! https://bsky.app/profile/incrediblesports.bsky.social

325 Followers  |  374 Following  |  260 Posts  |  Joined: 10.02.2024  |  1.8466

Latest posts by lunchbox23.bsky.social on Bluesky

Wearily gestures at the sign.

12.05.2025 02:03 — 👍 67    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 1

Zach and Kay have your Habs vs Leafs postgame!

13.04.2025 01:55 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I have such a soft spot in my heart for Pat Maroon.

13.04.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw Demidov yawning in the press box. Is this a sign the season is wearing him down? Click here to find out!

12.04.2025 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Montreal, I am in you.
Good to be home

08.04.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nick Suzuki is 6th in scoring for centres in the league.

06.04.2025 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nick Kypreos: “When the Habs contend for the Stanley Cup, I’m not even sure Nick Suzuki is a #1 centre for me.”

Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”

Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.

20.03.2025 15:22 — 👍 52    🔁 5    💬 31    📌 15

“Nick Suzuki isn’t a real 1C”
-Idiots

06.04.2025 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All Habs fans right now

05.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connor Murphy is a hater

05.04.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the refs truly loved hockey they’d give Washington 30 power plays tonight.

04.04.2025 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Putting Stacey’s heart in a blender

12.02.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

06.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 1837    🔁 688    💬 62    📌 42

Yes. 100%.

05.02.2025 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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With two points today, Ivan Demidov in his KHL rookie season with SKA 🔥

- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games

Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).

01.02.2025 23:03 — 👍 34    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Half n Half jerseys are only cool during alumni games

02.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Utahns and the mascot is a Taunton.

Or

The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.

This is the way.

30.01.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEW EPISODE DROP

Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible

29.01.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The reason the Habs are losing are the fans prematurely chirping when up 3-0.

Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely

19.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nedelkovic not dropping the gloves to complete the Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a travesty

18.01.2025 03:41 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Benched Laine. PP goal. Hell yeah

12.01.2025 01:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My boy is destined to start a Weezer cover band

11.01.2025 15:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEW EPISODE DROP
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!

But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!

#incredible #baseball

09.01.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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“We got no quit in this team right now. There’s so much confidence throughout the whole group. Everyone’s feeling good. It’s an absolute blast to win. We’re getting that feeling of what it’s like now that we’ve won a few…I think everyone’s just hungry right now.”

- Kaiden Guhle yesterday

07.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 41    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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Coach Marty be coachin’

07.01.2025 03:10 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna say it’s because you and I chastised them for it. The Hockey Gods liked our reaction and rewarded us!

07.01.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Raise your hand if you're officially "In The Mix"

07.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 76    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 2

Lane Hutson now has more points than Michkov

07.01.2025 03:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WE’RE IN THE FUCKIN PLAYOFFS

07.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As the high priest to the hockey gods I agree. Total bad karma move

07.01.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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