Much to think about

Where’s the gin???? I deserve a treat

It’s finished

8:10pm, the last guest has departed. What I’ve learned, for sure, this year is that most boomers stay married because divorce is too expensive

If I’m honest, none of my pies were that good

You guys been saying “pluribus” wrong your whole lives too?

I would never watch stranger things. Not because of the boycott or whatever but because it’s just a dogshit show

It’s the Swedish side 😎

He was mad because my sister said she didn’t want to take “a selfie” (meaning someone else take the photo) and he didn’t understand lol

Yesssss. Thanksgiving ended with my step-dad refusing to take a family picture and then storming off because someone said he’d had “too much to drink” and his cousin yelling after him “this is very emotionally immature!” Fantastic day. 10 stars.

I simply do not think Stranger Things is a good enough show to be doing this nonsense

Nailed it again

My mom came to thanksgiving dressed like a waitress

Why do people stay married when they hate their spouses like this?

Brave 🙏

Why would anyone be mad about this objectively correct take?

Yeah this sex scandal thing will be what erodes the public’s trust in journalism, not the entire industry peddling lies for illegal wars and a crony-capitalist system that’s been killing everything and everyone for forever

I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)

Happy thanksgiving eve! Enjoy some puppy giggles

Everyone saying they get up at 5am to have peace and quiet and I’m over here with a kid that’s been getting up at 5am for going on 10 years.

Gently used*

This is on Kamala Harris and her team. She owns her failures, but if you want to take credit for them too and defend them for some reason that’s your business

it’s loser behavior though

funny thing for a dude who enjoys doing Nazi salutes to say

“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”

They’re just mousse

Idiot

It’s not right

That’s the right number of pies

I made another pie 😤

What’s one more pie???