Goblin Gubbins

What does Tharg wear under his trousers?

A Borag Thongg!

Ah, but is it technically wrong? It still gets the tea from the pot to the cup without any modification, AND its a hands free mode!

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Its never enough for Heinz!

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Bloody rain!

Heinz have gone batshit crazy!

DO DO DOOT DOOT DO DO DOOT DOOT SAUCE REPORT!
Heinz are apparently releasing this, Mustard Mango! Keep your eyes peeled @cheapshow.bsky.social @e-loud.bsky.social

Willy, poo, bums 🖕🏻

"The Spectre In The Sector Absolutely Loses His Shit, Throws A Tantrum, Stamps His Feet And Buggers Off In A Huff Whilst Dredd Watches"

Charity shop staff when @cheapshow.bsky.social burst through the doors!

Somebody get this made!
#tv #tvshow #series #television

"Whom hath committed this?"

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High five!

Is it your right knee!? 😲 we could be twinsies!

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Angry Geriatric Cunt Man!"

*puts down spoon*..... bugger....

It's certainly an interesting Sauce Report! TO SAINSBURY'S WE RIDE!

@cheapshow.bsky.social I remember you saying a few weeks ago that you can't get Ranch in the UK...... Sainsbury's has answered this call!

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"Just like that" your sex life is dead.

Did you Phil the bowl?

What I'm wearing to the Rapture

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FUCK YOU JAMES DYSON!

He's honestly one of the biggest bellends on the planet. Fuck Dyson, I own a Shark vacuum anyway!

No matter how many vacuum cleaners he invents, nothing will suck harder than James Dyson himself.

If you like #history and/or #military things in small, easy to digest posts, then check out Bites Of The Past on #tiktok
They also have #planes #trains and a whole host of history bits and bobs!

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy".

"What?.... yes!.... of course Andrew can sweat, the lying little nonce."

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When the shit REALLY hits the fan....

Love you guys really 😘

The guy on the left and the guy second from right look like a 70s Paul and Eli 🤣