Chad Flenderman

You've simply gateaux dump this guy immediately

This fess could have been better if you ran it through ChatGPT to jazz it up a bit

That must have been absolutely sole-destroying for him

Jar Jar Stinks

O Brother where art thou?

I bet they didn't see that cumming

Dislike father, dislike son

...which is also an old man activity

Try sneaking an "i" in next time

Gland luggage

Your absolutely rite to be outraged at this basic error, just put it in the draw and forget about it.

Every relationship has it's ups and downs

Shortcut, back and sides

It may have been buried with him anyway.

In which case you have a
Need for Spade: Underground

If she found out your secret, here's no doubt she would runaway

Please come home, we miss you Mum

Diesel be the sort of regrets which will haunt you forever

Lock, stock and poo poking apparels

Twat GPT

You had high hopes for quality family time, but your mum's comments just rectum completely

I wouldn't keep up the monkeying around much langur if I was you.

Show and smell

A private investigator generally has to work tirelessly to solve a mystery, but in this instance it sounds like an open and shit case tbh.

Be right back, I just urgently need to replace all the doorknobs in my house

I was going to suggest there's no way she hasn't picked up on your behaviour, but It's easy to forget how dim sum people are.

This is unacceptable behaviour,but I don't want to fight with you over it.

After all, the penis mightier than the sword

Sounds like he has a latte questions, but if you love him then don't get shot of him too hastily.

Be careful, regardless of your passport, I suspect trying to transport an undeclared burrowing mammal through customs may not be entirely legal

The fess: