Chad Flenderman

Cock, lock, and two swollen bollocks

Throwing up with the Joneses

Sounds like it won't be D-Day today...

I bet it was Tom Cruise

I bet it was Tom Cruise

In a way, you and Tommy both died on the job

Puss in Bootcuts

Spindler's List

Ashes to Gashes, Dust to Lust

You've simply gateaux dump this guy immediately

This fess could have been better if you ran it through ChatGPT to jazz it up a bit

That must have been absolutely sole-destroying for him

Jar Jar Stinks

O Brother where art thou?

I bet they didn't see that cumming

Dislike father, dislike son

...which is also an old man activity

Try sneaking an "i" in next time

Gland luggage

Your absolutely rite to be outraged at this basic error, just put it in the draw and forget about it.

Every relationship has it's ups and downs

Shortcut, back and sides

It may have been buried with him anyway.

In which case you have a
Need for Spade: Underground

If she found out your secret, here's no doubt she would runaway

Please come home, we miss you Mum

Diesel be the sort of regrets which will haunt you forever

Lock, stock and poo poking apparels

Twat GPT

You had high hopes for quality family time, but your mum's comments just rectum completely