✨ Certified kitty cat boy ✨

ITS GAY CHRISTMAS

Gmmm!

If discord wanted to be a semi decent app again they would make the upload size bigger again so I can send my wife whimpering audio

SUSSY PAKAGE ARRIVED HEHEHEHE

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

Gmmmm its too early. I’m going to explode the neighbours car with my mind aaaaaaaaaa

Omg for e-marriage? 👉👈

PERHAPS.

PRRRRRRRRRR

I lost nap roulette so bad I did not mean to nap that long at ALLLLLL LMFAO

The nap is good when you got comfy, jorked it, passed out and woke up four hours later with both feet over the edge of the bed

Meow meow meow meow meow moew

I’m soooo eepy, going to start blinking weird at work again hehehehe

Press the button and double it

Put it in plastic wrap jail !!! Smoke detectors are evil and against properly seared good food !!!

Once again eating two slices of cold pizza, topping sides pressed together and calling it a sandwich

They are btw :3 (in carry on, NOT checked WBFJSKDJSK)

Love is real!!! I spent time yesterday googling if rechargeable ‘microphones’ are allowed on planes <3

Meooooowwwww