ranch ☻

hi c:

yes

kaas is goed

fire

what if you accidentally convince me too. do i get a refund

we were supposed to have flying cars but instead we have men who will rightfully never feel the touch or love of a woman

are we all just bsky social now

how am i supposed to pick a new handle. is there another handles club or where are yall getting them

i’m making this place so cute guys i can’t wait to be done i’m so excited it’s so cozy

forget everything i ever said about being scared to live alone it’s awesome

she’s so FREAKING CUTE

who’s up farting at work

cherry sakura redbull is my #2 favorite i think
it reminds me of the elderflower curuba one

i think so too

one month and a half until i visit noomf that’s actually crazy what if we explode

my cat plato can be seen through the window inside my house she’s brown and beige and sitting on a cute little cat window shelf

plato from the inside this time sitting on her shelf looking grumpalicious

look at my darling

kissing is cool

rubber baby buggy bumpers

i’m running water overflowing the tap
something lost in the center turns the water black

omfg thank you for sharing i will check this out later

but it hurts so bad oh my god i havent seen it in years and i still remember how it felt watching it even now

i just got the urge to watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and it’s making me sick to even think about why would i do that

you’re in my thoughts my friend it’s tough out here (hehe)

are you here too

fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI

oh?

i managed to find some stragglers in one bag. i swear i’ve looked in every box im losing it

i did such a good job consolidating all my contact lenses in random bags to their proper boxes before i moved. now i can’t find the boxes <3

thank you

he’s queer af it’s FINEEEEE