scout potato

Yes. It’s pockets without the bulk of sleeves.

Same. They’re not as good for you, either, the dumb green ones. I like yellow, too.

Let’s sit in a restaurant but kind of order takeout.

One of my favorite unicorns – actually love the movie they made from a book I loved first.

Coat #1 is the coolest. I like the oversized fit and the color and I’ll gladly be the only one who guesses it’s the most expensive.. #2 looks cheap to me. I’m not sure what best value means - between the two? Number one then.

RSVP

Looks like we’re cordially invited.

We only had one item in OR, too. Didn’t even need to sit down.

Cheers to the frog.

Thank you, New Yorkers.

And Dick Cheney’s dead? I‘m toasting the Portland Frog tonight. It’s just the best night.

It’s an exciting night to be alive in a world without Dick Cheney.

blue cat standing in front of her calendar a full 3 days after it should have changed, looking worried and disappointed

same blue cat now turnt towards her calendar, one paw up touching her newest love, mr. november

FFS
Bobby, making things happen over here.

If there’s no Reader view, I’m out.

I read these aloud to my household as they came out, gleefully like we’d just gotten the best mail.

I searched you as soon as I heard. A toast!

You’ll be okay. Because of the squirrel.

She was so good. And made a stellar daughter, too.

Parking in the bike lane, for the people.

Squinty eyes.

Aw, I miss my neighbor I admiringly nicknamed “Skittles.” It was a new, crazy-bright color at least once a week and such a simple joy to see.

Mother.

What?! Best to let your subconscious have that one.

I just heard “I Will Dare” in the chips aisle, so go ahead and enjoy yourself a most wonderful time of the year, fellow shoppers.

I only dip in when the zeitgeist tells me it’s gone crazy, so AFAIK, baseball is bananas.

It’s weird how easy it is to accidentally start Really Caring.

Never change, candy corn.

Oh, hot damn, some good news.

I bet it’s someone’s job to spray him with little “You did it!” pellets all day long. He almost believes he cut that marble himself.