The Clinton Street Theater

Yes. More soon.

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

Movie poster for Jason X.

Really testing the waters next month with how much bullshit our audiences will put up with....

Wesley Snipes in the 1991 film New Jack City in which his character Nino Brown points a gun at his best friend Gee Money and cries.

Seeing Pedro Pascal at the #NoKings protest, but he's wearing a Lakers t-shirt.

And here's a place to donate, if you can't make it. donorbox.org/defense-fund...

Poster for The Island of Dr. Moreau 1996

Look at this cursed thing we'll be screening in November.

If marching isn't your thing, there's a defense fund block party with vendors and raffle prizes on our street this Saturday from 2:00 - 7:00 PM. Frogs together strong.

Ask and ye shall receive!

Portlanders Can Catch Motern Media's Latest Micro-Budget Movie 'Evil Puddle' at Clinton Street Dom Sinacola

Charlie Roxburgh and Matt Farley have released such micro-budget classics as off-kilter thriller 'Heard She Got Married,' and the even more off-kilter sequel 'Heard She Got Murdered.' Portlanders have a chance to see Motern Media's latest 'Evil Puddle' at Clinton Street Theater this weekend.

Drew Struzan, artist of iconic movie posters, dies at 78 The artist and illustrator created iconic posters for movie franchises like Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Back to the Future.

Drew Struzan, born in Oregon in 1947, saw his career jumpstart when Lucasfilm asked him to co-design a new poster for the re-release of the first Star Wars film.

His ability to express the sense of adventure for the moviegoing experience eventually made Struzan a legend in the film industry.

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Would some rich person like to give us a lot of money? That would be neat. Just putting that out into the universe.

Would show a decent, slow-burn character study on "Uncle Ted" as an extension to the season's horror theme, but worry it'll be met with hostility or, worse, excitement by terminally-online audiences, and don't have the energy to host a post-screening discussion on the failures of primitivism.

Just for the record, you can come to our theater in costume anytime for any reason.

Still from the 2011 film The Cabin in the Woods of Sitterson in front of a whiteboard filled with monster names.

Since we're living this meme everyday, you might as well come see the film it's from on Saturday night.

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

A cast photo from the movie Drugstore Cowboy.

We too yearn for the heady days of the 1980s and 90s when decent, hardworking Portlanders could make their way in this town.

Everyone who likes this is sexist, btw.

Demi Moore from The Substance angrily smearing her lipstick.

Kristi Noem preparing to tour the ICE facility in Portland.

A meme of Tuesday Knight from Nightmare on Elm Street 4 mimicking the line from 13 Reasons Why, saying "So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile." And the second image is smiling Tarman from The Return of the Living Dead.

Is this anything? Feels pretty forced, but gotta sell those tickets. 🤷‍♀️

Great schools, but located in an increasingly reactionary state with a focus on training students for jobs in aerospace, defense, resource extraction, pharmaceuticals and global finance. Extremely conservative campus where criticism of its power or Republican policy in general is met with disdain.

Huge thanks for supporting indie theaters! It was an amazing night!

Wrote for The Exponent twenty-plus years ago. The university was almost openly hostile to the paper—zero support, sidelined at press events. Remember when future university president Mitch Daniels was running for governor and visiting campus, he talked down to us & refused to answer basic questions.

Elvira holding a rocket launcher

Ready when you are, Queen General. 🫡

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major henry west from the movie 28 days later standing in the rain holding a gun

Imagine being some kid from Corvallis who just wanted college paid for and now you'll be spending Thanksgiving like this.

image of sydney chandler from the tv show alien earth making xenomorph noises

Portlanders trying different sounds to raise a crow army for the war.

a photo of a small padlock that has a sticker on it which reads tit tacs

Somebody force femmed our lock.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile | Clinton Street Theater Encore screening of The Onion’s mockumentary Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. One night only.

Alright, whatever. We added a 10:00 PM show since you all wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. cstpdx.com/event/jeffre...

Damn. Those went quick. Only way to see it now is to grab the last remaining tickets to THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) at 7:00 PM on Oct. 2 and then stay for mockumentary. It's a good deal, though. Plus, Night Channels is going to be there selling some cool merch.