@themonstermatt.bsky.social
Comedian. Nerd. List Maker. My other tomfoolery ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/matthewrichcomedy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=5232600e-8ddd-45d5-8673-7ad7fdd254cb
I love #thegrammys because it sounds like an award show for the best southern grandmothers.
04.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“This is my blood which is poured out for you.”
29.01.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m always uncomfortable wherever I go unless it’s my house, or the bathroom at my parent’s house with the heating vent right next to the toilet.
28.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re telling me football players spend all this time piled on top of each other and NONE of them have ever fallen in love????
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I’m not sure who I’m supposed to root for in #StrangerThings. Yes the inter-dimensional monsters are bad. But in 40 years, 2/3’s of those kids will grow up and vote for T*ump THREE TIMES.
25.01.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How bad is my seasonal depression? I was laughing, tried to unlock my phone and the Face ID didn’t recognize my smiling face.
25.01.2025 01:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am an avid book neglector.
24.01.2025 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#exvangelical growing up I was told that liberals were soft, easily offended weaklings, and also we had to call magicians “illusionists” because we were afraid of the word “magic”
22.01.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not hangry. I’m just hisappointed.
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