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BREAKING NEWS:

New word for queef just dropped

Ok so can confirm, men being afraid of me makes me horny. 🤷🏼‍♀️

And depending on the way they react I sometimes want to direct that horny at them. Something about panic apologizing really is doing it for me. 😅

a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ? ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

I just accidentally dommed $400 out of a man and honestly I’ve never felt more powerful….

Hey friends hope you’re all carrying whistles already among other things 😉 but if you can’t afford a g*n or don’t feel safe owning one might I recommend traveling with bear mace incase a monster attacks or tries to abduct a member of your community. Bonus points if you get one with dye for tracking.

I love when I change my hair and they guy I am fucking says “it’s giving….” 💅🏻 that’s right babe it is

When you wake up and see he left his butt plug on your nightstand like a slutty little Cinderella 🤭

These are a gem.
My old town had a tool library, my new town has a sewing library.
Gifts. 🎁

Swift, Thiel, Zuckerberg or are those too obvious?

a man says that 's the secret in front of a wall ALT: a man says that 's the secret in front of a wall

Because they don’t care if he is they WANT “Jesus to come back” and think they will be magically beamed up to heaven to sit at the cool kid’s table in heaven. They don’t care he’s evil they just want their prophecy to come true. Which is arguably more terrifying.

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Making a pan of brownies just in case. This has been a lesson in “you don’t have to get ready if you stay ready”

I don’t want to get the news that Trump died tonight.

Because liquor stores are closed and I didn’t think a head to have champagne on standby.

Bruh the way I’m GIDDY as fuck wondering if it really happened right now and I made a sigil for it just the other night 😂

That's Chump for ya!

😎🪴🌵

Also *were minors at the time of the crime. So if they are adults now and consent to their stories being shared then why should anyone be stopping victims from talking about their experiences with the public and outing their abusers/traffickers? 🤔

Always been there - the Middle Ages were dreadful for anyone in the sights of anyone in the clergy - because ITS A CULT AND AMWAYS HAS BEEN created by white men to control everyone else - women, children and every other color, race, creed, sexual orientation, social standing, and bank statement

POS is an understatement
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I’m baaaaack and I can’t wait to leave again

Remember, if you want to help LA and can’t be there, you can still help by protesting outside your local police station so they have to keep resources there instead of sending them to LA

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

It’s 2025. Jared Leto is starring in a Tron sequel, Kevin Spacey won an award at Cannes, Ezra Miller, Shia LaBoeuf, and James Franco all walked the Cannes red carpet, Garrison Keillor and Ryan Adams are touring, Louis CK won a Grammy…

Tell me again that “cancel culture” exists

“Don’t compare us to Nazis” they said as they put on masks and rounded up people to send without due process to concentration camps because they didn’t belong to their preferred race or ethnicity.

Absolutely. My best friend raised the bar for anyone I date!

THIS!!! We say all the time how we plan the best dates/birthdays we’ve ever had and they are emotionally available and open to communicating not just talking at me.