Shawn the Mayor

I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.

Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.

Yes. Yes, it does.

Radioactive shrimp from Walmart is being recalled. Sadly I'm only a little surprised.

It's Tuesday ...

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Yes, Yes and YES.

Nothing says “tough on Russia” like giving Putin a red carpet, an air show, and a bro hug.

Jim Lovell turned tragedy into triumph, guiding Apollo 13 home against all odds.

A true American hero who showed us what courage looks like in a crisis. We need that spirit now more than ever.

I’m grateful Jim shared his passion for space with the Adler Planetarium.

May his memory shine bright.

The fearmongering and resentment from the ultra-rich is the best endorsement @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social could ask for.

www.fox5ny.com/election/mam...

@crockett.house.gov: "They pledge their fealty to some idiot who's obviously struggling mentally. Whether it's mental decline or whether he's ever had the capacity, they decided they're going to do whatever he wants them to do.. I never thought I'd see the day that a Texan would bow down to a NYer."

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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It makes sense once you realize that every accusation is a confession.

Do you ever feel like you are on a roller coaster maintained part-time by the town drunk, lurching from one screamy moment to another? 🎢 😱

Yes, this is how you fight, Governor!

Tweet about Trump meeting Putin

They’re meeting in Alaska so Trump can rehearse handing it back to Putin.

Health Experts Speak Out After RFK Jr. Eliminates $500 Million In mRNA Vaccine Contracts He is a danger to us all.

This man is a danger to us all.

Fuck--and please just hear us out on this one--this bullshit and everyone who has anything to do with it.

They murdered the Rose Garden. These are truly tacky, tasteless people. The worst people.

A Fight Over a West Point Job Reveals Two Visions of America Under Trump

A conflict between two Americans: one, a West Point grad, combat vet, Rhodes Scholar, expert and academic. The other… a woman banned from Uber because she was too abusive to Muslim drivers.

Guess who wins.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/u...

Heroes in action.

Utah…

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

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