dev 🦈

I do 😈

🥺 jeez wow thank you for saying that. That’s so nice of you

Well that’s also true. My cat wakes up for breakfast at the normal time even on those days!

I haven’t really partied since my 20s tbh lol but I just like going to bed without an alarm set 😅

Mirror selfie of me wearing a plaid flannel shirt. My hair is half up half down.

Thursday? More like…. The worstday (because it’s not Friday or Saturday)

It’s V-day and my anniversary this weekend so will I get laaaaid?

Alaska looks soooo pussiana wow

That’s fine! But I have no patience for someone getting grumpy because they’re hungry lol

My problematic opinion is that I HATE people who use the term hangry like maybe grow up and be hungry like an adult??? ((I have severely disordered eating at times and therefore my relationship with hunger is toxic and skewed))

Mirror selfie of me wearing a maroon striped shirt with an extremely fake smile

Mirror selfie in a bathroom wearing maroon striped shirt. More genuine smile (still fake tbh)

Fukk a fake smile 💔
-ariana grande (yuh)

(They’re both fake smiles bc I don’t want to be at work!)

If my body looked like this I’d neeeever wear clothes omfg 😮‍💨🫡

Tina Burner but you smoked some Tina first

When the Tina burns

I called in Monday and Tuesday lmaooo. It’s just one of those weeks

Edited RuPaul

Gabriel is a manifestation of capitalism — new reading of Malignant’s subtext just dropped

Looove Jane; really enjoying Nini more every week.

Was hoping for a lot more from Athena and Vita, but I’m hoping they do something to change my perception…

Omg I should shouldn’t I

brb gonna go find my neighbors

I wanna go to Puerto Rico tbhhhh

My chest with a splatter of semen

#sundaycumday

Stoned af on a Sunday morning ama

Bad Friend 🥺🥺

I’d even go so far as to say it’s preferred and necessary

Bulging for the weekend

Why are the most random of my posts getting a bunch of likes lmfaoooo but I’m glad bsky loves Neil as much as I do

Me with my hair half up half down, a striped blue and white shirt, and red pants. A mirror selfie in the bathroom.

Happy Friday, beautiful bbs 🩶🥰🩶🥰🩶

Literally. “Don’t look at the back of the couch JUST LOOK AT MEEEE”

Celebrated fcf with a shower nut ☺️

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

🫦🫦🫦🫦 these Russian astronauts could enjoy an American dinner on (of) my ass tbh