dev 🦈🖤

This swiftie loves it I promise lol. That sw*ftologist guy on tiktok is so 🙄🙄🙄

However I am absolutely weeping at Moana, yet again

Internet has been out for almost 48 hours so this is basically rain in a desert

“Hope it doesn’t die while we’re out today.”

Apt statement for both.

Now… what happens in said bowl

If anyone was wondering about my ass…. It’s very sweaty

Who up metalworking rn

I have a beauner

Every day

Spectral reflections

Tonight’s selections on the projector

Watching Sister Act for the millionth time and queening out every time this diva opens her mouth 🙏

Yeah this would be the next three for me lol

My name, supposedly, is Irish for poet so i think it’s in my blood

Thanks for the cold brew @itmepresto.bsky.social 🤪🤪

Now I’m lazy and hazy on national underwear day

In the words of Tree from happy death day,

YOU ARE GAYYYYYYYY

Feeling fruity, just performed my civic duty

Took this screenshot on Facebook over a decade ago but little did I know I’d become just like the chick

Hates conflict and craves love? Yeah that’s me lmfao

Internet is still out so I’m watching a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie on VHS. All is not lost, babies

I pay for unlimited data and for high speed internet but then sometimes my internet goes out, and I realize that my house gets terrible service so my data isn’t of much use either

I was doing “research” while writing (watching p*rn to see if something works irl like it does in my head) and then I just j*rked off… and now I don’t have as much motivation. It’s a never ending cycle ://// lmao

Dorothy™ Rapid cold brew technology spins coffee grounds in cold water for quick flavor extraction.

This is the one I have!! I’m sure they have it on Amazon or Walmart.com or something too

I have a cute little “rapid cold brewer” called Dorothy that uses a whirlpool to make cold brew in 30 minutes and so therefore I am absolutely vibrating and anxious bc I’ve had so much lmfao

My taste in men is basically just 70s horror protagonist

~10 years of change

biggest change other than hair is that I’m sooo much gayer (and happier bc of it)

Views from a living room

Oh I’d join this in a heartbeat ♥️