dev (but haunted) 🎃🦈🖤

Didn’t accomplish anything today but I did cum twice so like… can’t complain

Woke up hungover as fuuuck and so we frotted :)

Anyway not trying to be particularly dramatic BUT my gay cat is all up in my mug and he’s not even a Skye Riley understudy

Genuinely not trying to be a wenchy little bitch when I say I don’t want to be alive because like…. what’s the reward? Where’s the compensation? What’s really real????!?!????

Realtime photographs of a bitch-ass fag who hates being alive

Yes. I do want to kay emm ess so you can deal with it

happy cocktober, day 18 lads x

Self Saboteur

Perhaps my favorite song of the year

Yes I’m peeing…….

No worries for not sleeping with me, diva. I’ve since learned I LOVE dick 🥰

The most unfortunate part of my new double-duty job (apart from the lack of pay increase) is that I have much less energy and mental capacity to stay active in my writing and I feel bad for the people who are paying for it 😞

Oh also thanks for 800+ bloomfs 🩵💙🩵 you’re all very beautiful and sweet

15. Would you have sex in public? Maybe. I’ve sucked duck under a tree off a public trail and then soon realized there was a geocache tag on the tree lmao

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

14. Favorite place to have sex? Bed tbh. Loooove a cuddle-fuck

I was such a devoted Pokémon fan but then there were just so many coming out and I haven’t played Scarlet & Violet or anything after :////

Also lowkey just don’t play video games off of my phone anymore lol like I found my Switch under my bed and I realized it had probably been there over a yeart

Well I managed to rub one out before my shower lol

Alas I have done neither

13. How much kissing do you like during sex? I like it quite a bit if I’m bottoming tbh. And usually it’s not an option when I’m topping bc of the position but I’m sure I’d like that too

Omg great idea

12. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

Well it’s not that I don’t do hookups it’s just that the one and only date/hookup of my life turned into a 6.5 year relationship and we’re still together so I’ve never been with another guy

Both!

Should I j*rk it or try to go back to sleep before my alarm in ~80 minutes? Weigh in below ⬇️

9. Loud or quiet partners? Somewhere in the middle, really. I need a little noise to know you’re enjoying me.

10. How much foreplay do you like? Idk if there’s too much lead up then I might bust too quick tbh

11. How much teasing do you like? I like being the tease more

8. Rough or romantic sex? Romantic pls

7. Spit or swallow? Swallow 100000% lol

6. Sex or masturbation? Well both are great lol but I’d rather be having sex

And some of us have velvet throats and incredible wrist strength 😭

I’ve been an elementary educ*tor for almost 10 years and I’ve gotten really good at not swearing to the point where I don’t have to try at all

HOWEVER it’s almost daily that a “hell yeah” nearly slips out