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@alex4nd3r.bsky.social

Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ“Chorley UK

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Cheers GIF ALT: Cheers GIF
17.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excellent evening was had.

17.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying `` lovely bit of squirrel ! '' ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying `` lovely bit of squirrel ! ''

Crimble crumble?

17.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus ๐Ÿซ 

17.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We do love a tradie.

17.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you send the engineer round here please ๐Ÿ™

Nipples like chapel hat pegs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

17.11.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is crying in a living room with the words adios felipe on the screen . ALT: a woman is crying in a living room with the words adios felipe on the screen .

Happy Monday beautiful folks. May your day be void of arseholes โœŒ๏ธ x

17.11.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says " omelette du fromage " in a foreign language ALT: a cartoon character says " omelette du fromage " in a foreign language
17.11.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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We've finished shredding

17.11.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely Wicked.

16.11.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haven't I bloody just

16.11.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Optics aren't great are they ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

16.11.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

16.11.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

16.11.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good god ๐Ÿ”ฅ

16.11.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May have to take the doggo!

16.11.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
16.11.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haigh?

16.11.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good heavens ๐Ÿ”ฅ

16.11.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they given access to a 12 year old?

16.11.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is wearing blue gloves and says that 's disgusting . ALT: a man is wearing blue gloves and says that 's disgusting .
16.11.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes

16.11.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in a plane ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in a plane

Sore ๐Ÿฅน

16.11.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.11.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Send help.

16.11.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're soph-isticated ๐Ÿ‘

15.11.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Girl ๐Ÿ’ƒ

15.11.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come!

15.11.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Manchester you festive bitch ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ… x

15.11.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is basically my MO ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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