@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐Chorley UK
An excellent evening was had.
17.11.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jesus ๐ซ
17.11.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We do love a tradie.
17.11.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Can you send the engineer round here please ๐
Nipples like chapel hat pegs. ๐๐ญ
Happy Monday beautiful folks. May your day be void of arseholes โ๏ธ x
17.11.2025 07:44 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Translation:
We've finished shredding
Absolutely Wicked.
16.11.2025 14:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haven't I bloody just
16.11.2025 13:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Optics aren't great are they ๐ฌ
16.11.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.
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16.11.2025 10:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good god ๐ฅ
16.11.2025 10:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0May have to take the doggo!
16.11.2025 10:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Haigh?
16.11.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good heavens ๐ฅ
16.11.2025 09:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Have they given access to a 12 year old?
16.11.2025 09:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh yes
16.11.2025 09:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Send help.
16.11.2025 09:41 โ ๐ 163 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0We're soph-isticated ๐
15.11.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 66 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Girl ๐
15.11.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Come!
15.11.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Manchester you festive bitch ๐๐ x
15.11.2025 17:51 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1This is basically my MO ๐
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