Johnny The Jester

Main criticism of hot people is that most of the time aren't interesting

Livestreaming my own demise feb 30th! Feel free to save the date and tune in

Literally shitting my pants the night before graduation

Here you will be judged by a group of your queers on whether or not you are guilty of too much slayage

If y'all got art of Jesters/Jokers please send them my way! Always lookin for new sillies

We've been oomfs for a long time and Mario Party 5 is a huge reason

"Oh he cooked" bitch he reheated it at most.

I love Life Changing Choice Paralysis it's my favorite thing!

Ask your doctor if being eaten alive by a pride of lions is right for you.

Life is so unfair, how come I'm not Alear

I kiss men

Getting older is experiencing bones popping that you didn't know could pop before

Radon

The sexual tension between me and the other person arriving at the 4 way stop at the same time

Dippin dots more like taking a dip in the cool refreshing waters

Fields of mistria once again has me in a chokehold, Eiland my beloved.

One like one internal thought I'll keep to myself

8:20pm thinking about Kelly Clarkson, cuz here I am once again

What would you do if your brain was bees?

I need to date a nerd, I need someone to be really passionate about niche topics while he plays with my hair

Heartbreaking: The person you thought you liked hanging out with is actually just really annoying

Anyone can practice medicine but it takes a real doctor to perform medicine

No more 5 Guys Burgers & Fries until men apologize. You'll find me at Three Ladies Taters & Gravies.

My camera roll is 25% shitty selfies of me, 25% screenshots of memes and 50% fire emblem heroes summons and builds

i got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons

Survivor 47 has me in a chokehold, I need to know what happens next, this shit is TELEVISION

Genuinely think Canada's drag race season 4 is my favorite season of drag race

At what point in chess do you get to kiss your opponent on the lips