Shadaloo Dumpster Fire

The fact that there's entries after this one is both incredible and horrifying.

I've seen some of the older ones. They're bad, but this is thermonuclear levels of ass. Possibly the worst writing I have ever heard.

This game's writing only works if it's secretly a PSA about skin-peelingly annoying sex pests.

Watching @giantbomb.bsky.social play Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust, and I have never wanted to beat a video game protagonist to death with a shovel more.

I still can't believe Nintendo had Taro Bando do only a single soundtrack, nor that he doesn't have a band as a side project or anything.

Goals.

Oh, this will go well for them.

I can't understate how much this movie kicks ass.

C&C SFTM #1

JANUARY

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Did his gooch reflect state get transferred to the dizzy? Crazy.

There aren't many things Missouri has over MD, but being able to buy hooch at Walmart is def one of them.

i dont have a funny or grandiose way of saying that im gonna be live on twitch thursday from like 7 till question mark ignoring the game awards during that time & hanging with homies and just yapping about what games we all liked this year & watching that dogshit spike tv game award show from 2003

Knuckley Kong and Donkles You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

Alex Proyas' Dark City - Director's Cut (1998) is neglected outside a small cut following. It rivals The Matrix (1999) in theming, cinematography, set design and acting. The original version is quite good, but was marred in the first two minutes by unnecessary narration due to studio interference

These guys are all yakked out on more amphetamines than your average SS officer.

This take makes sense if the only game of his you've played is Michigan: Report From Hell.

I never actually found any of his games difficult like that, except maybe the weird live service thing with the skateboarding skeleton that makes its nature as a grindy roguelike immediately obvious.

You got me, I'm really into goodslop. Real qualityslop boy over here.

Man, the Volkswagen comparison was right there.

"Survivor is better than Three Colours because it manipulates people's emotions in a more directly mechanical way" ok buddy.

He also makes the mistake of comparing games to movies when it makes more sense to compare games to video on the whole. Baldur's Gate is a movie. Candy Crush is one of those weird UK gamba shows where Reform thumbs bet on games of Minesweeper.

I severely doubt anybody gives a shit that the Keighleighleighleigh awards lack the prestige of the Oscars despite both being corpo-ran pay-to-win industry wank sessions at the end of the day.

These takes aren't just pretentious word salad, they aren't even relevant. Nobody is demanding Horses end up in the Louvre, they just want to know why it was banned from the biggest games storefront. This is a "motherfuckers gotta eat" issue.

You can go all the way down to 0 and do CBD-only stuff, too.

hey is this funny?

You can still get low-THC shit, depending on your definition of low. Like 15%.

I will guarantee you at some point this dude fumbled an art hoe and never got over it.