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Fitting that it's the color that looks most like a pool of blood.

16.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo 1488

16.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know they went into investor meetings with shark card sales stats from GTA Online and framed it as representative of the entirety of GTA V's playerbase rather than the subset stupid enough to spend money on GTA Online.

16.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TL;DR "Fighting games should be more like Roblox. I'm very smart."

Solid 5/10, good to see The Sessman getting back into the swing of things.

16.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not going to livetweet my entire reading of this thing, but it's amazing how the author manages to be wrong about every single "historic event" they describe.

16.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"brand new IPs like Killer Instinct" you have got to be fucking kidding me here.

16.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not even past the intro where they talk about GTA III being the first open-world game and it's already a pile of wet garbage.

16.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Gimme a hundo to have a robot drive you off a bridge" truly amazing innovation thanks Elon.

16.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She never got to implement that cyborg MLK bossfight.

16.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did that Dr. Pepper fightgame ever happen?

14.02.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*5 shit fuck

14.02.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: Larry David can't decide

Looking at Time Crisis 4 and 9/11 like

14.02.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's impressive that someone is still out here trying this tired rhetoric despite pictures, videos, and statements from your own leaders proving the contrary. Like that Japanese soldier on that island who didn't believe Japan lost World War II.

13.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One is being materially supported by our tax dollars, one isn't. People protest the former to change that fact. What would they be protesting in the case of the latter?

13.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That whole playthrough is gold.

10.02.2026 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025

Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025

Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025

06.02.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
10.02.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say something like "verify deez nuts", but they'd just have an AI analyze their unique sackprint.

09.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
jerma stupid invaders

jerma stupid invaders

09.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...fucking what?

09.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Star Control 2 - The Orz
YouTube video by OmberoPhoenix Star Control 2 - The Orz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbV...

08.02.2026 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

06.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5205    ๐Ÿ” 1612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

So they'll sell? Oh nooooooo

06.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dear BBC, you've got your facts wrong about 'trans milk' False claims across the media show the nonsense that ensues when you abandon plain language in favour of ideological capture.

Yeah, I think this lady might be a fucking idiot.

millihill.substack.com/p/dear-bbc-y...

06.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the end of the article, I honestly worry for this woman's son. He hasn't even hit puberty yet and she's already vilifying him in her mind for no reason other than the way he was born. Which also definitely smells TERF-y.

06.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like all this article does is both infantilize women and assume that they aren't capable of horrible acts due to... uhhh...something. Really hope that something isn't their genitals, but I can't think of anything else the author might mean. As someone else said, smells TERF-y.

06.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any billionaire has by definition committed acts of extreme exploitation in order to secure their hoard, including facilitating and even participating in the same type of stuff that Epstein was facilitating. Including billionaire women.

06.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To quote, "What this tells me is not that these two men are different - both would much prefer the twenty five year old - but only the superrich man has the funds and the access to facilitate his desires. "

06.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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