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Morgan Horachek

@morganranae.bsky.social

Dog and human mom. I drink beer and watch football.

101 Followers  |  155 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 13.12.2024  |  1.7932

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Wanted everyone to see this πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

14.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Worst QB in the league off to a great start

09.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

@donniemarvelous.bsky.social Might be psychic.

02.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first quarter everyone was expecting.

02.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J.J. McCarthy might not be the worst quarterback who ever lived

02.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume

27.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Flores is gonna ask for a trade at the deadline

19.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Max Brosmer time?

19.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Rodgers displays his frustrations like a teenager who calls their parents by their first names

17.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

introverts aren't supposed to share this little secret, but the best way to get us to open up is to aggressively point out how quiet we're being in public

13.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Vaccines still in the table?

10.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I never had a doubt

05.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a franchise QB suit though.

03.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh so youre telling me mccarthy had a bum ankle for the whole 4th quarter?

15.09.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair warning to autumn: I am going to wring every last drop of serotonin out of your withered little husk of a carcass this year

11.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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FOOTBALL IS SO BACK

05.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re on our sidequests tonight folks

01.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

19.06.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the most hilarious possible moment for the Aaron Rodgers news to hit the timeline.

05.06.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

I consider 2025 a gooch year

10.05.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are only good for THC seltzers. Is that fine?

09.05.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@donniemarvelous.bsky.social Looks like you make it a big trip and hit both games!

08.05.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And....time to post this one again.

09.04.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Continued excellence in women’s athletics

13.03.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1270    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 57

gentlemen, start your tampering

10.03.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other peopleβ€”especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

02.03.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 38961    πŸ” 4756    πŸ’¬ 744    πŸ“Œ 198

Refs are going to review this play and decide that Oliver was attempting a forward pass

14.01.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

i think the football just clipped thru grugier-hill

14.01.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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