@jordboy.bsky.social
here to complain
my middle aged very straight cycling coach putting on the gayest playlist i’ve ever heard this morning did something to me
03.06.2025 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what is shaq doing working at home depot
05.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my clients are really grinding my bones to make their bread today
28.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG AMAZING
13.03.2025 12:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in the stage of ssri withdrawal where i’m experiencing 24-hr waves of dread and i’m actually so pissed about it
12.03.2025 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0currently my full piss red line is stopped underground because the train in front of us broke down 🥲
04.03.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0from leaving SO early to the brown line not moving for 15 minutes to the red line being both full and smelling like piss
the cta owes me compensation for my turmoil
i think i just don’t like bananas i’m sorry
28.02.2025 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the way b12 has my happiness in a chokehold
20.02.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0back to reality (waking up with the crushing fear that everyone hates me) (and then having a single drink of coffee and feeling literally fine)
12.02.2025 14:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok but couldn’t they make nosferatu like… a little bit sexy?
06.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is gonna sound unhinged but i think my roomba is mad at me
06.02.2025 01:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sent my work this gif and told them that i am unable to come into the office today and i hope they understand
28.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0quick vote am i a cool girl for going to a dance floor alone and throwing it back or am i the problem
26.01.2025 04:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
jk still hot
25.01.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the only thing better than going to a wedding alone where you know only ONE single person (the groom) is going with a balloon cheek and a light black eye from oral/sinus surgery 🥲
25.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we’re so back (posting about my perfect sad girl band on socials)
22.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
