stephanie

Just got drinks with a guy who thinks Cassie was complicit in all the diddy stuff………….im actually going to puke!

At one point we did get down to 3 minutes and then it jumped back up to 6

There have been 3 buses 5, 6, and 9 minutes away for the last 10 minutes I’m literally going to kms

A little parade of daycare kids just walked by me while I was waiting for the bus and they all smiled and waved and one of the little girls said she loved my nails…scuse me while I melt

Not my job asking me how flexible I am for my pto request this weekend that has been submitted since mid February

Not me buying another Beyoncé ticket

The pope being from Chicago is the funniest fucking thing bc????

Of course Huntington is having “technical delays” with my paycheck on the same day I’m going to get my hair done

My coworker paying $1700 for her luxury studio in uptown is so funny to me because there is absolutely nothing to justify that

Me: wondering why I’m so tired
Also me: not having a day off in 2 weeks

Does anyone know what “not taking yourself too seriously” actually means

I can’t believe I’ll be in the same room as Beyoncé in 2 weeks

I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste

I'm so glad that moving forward I will not receive more information about anything ever

Like wtf did I just watch

Just watched the white lotus finale and I’m just supposed to go to bed now?????

Nobody at my gym today is reracking their weights I feel insane

Just did a set of 8 inverted single leg press at 205lb I can’t wait to kick someone in the balls

Just saw someone’s wedding menu with “marry me chicken” on it…what in the Facebook ass recipe

Men who take selfie videos give me the ick to no end

It’s the trenches

Actually Huntington I don’t think it’s my business to know that I spent $250 on uber last month

Plotting a cute multifunctional congrats on the baby gift for my brother and his wife bc I did not get them a wedding gift and I can’t wait to put it together and give it to them

Strayed it of my usual leg/glute day routine which was a mistake however I did hip thrust 190 so was it really a mistake

Browsing apartments for fun and move in fees have gone from $300 to $1000???

Hinge made it so you have to pay to filter out all the poly/enm/open people so it just became 10x less fun

Feels almost divine that I didn’t listen to it until the deluxe came out

On hinge again or as I like to call it, window shopping

Why does this new Ari have me kinda wrecked

Took me 3 days of saying “my future niece/nephew” to start calling them baby D. Anyway I can’t wait to be the world’s greatest aunt and it will be my entire personality now