Baja Blastoise

Pizza and Video Night was the high point of western civilization

Did that lady just eat Clayface?

The EPA took another long and careful look at the data, compiled attenuation from climate scientists and reviewed new projections, and than came to the conclusion that Chevron would give them a billion dollars to lie.

This could be happening in the United States but y’all were like ‘elections don’t matter’.

The original meaning of the phrase is that it’s to attempt to do something impossible. Like clapping with one hand or having your cake and eating it too.

YouTube video by 2K Borderlands 2 "Wimoweh" Trailer

Borderlands franchise in general but this one specifically

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Always check to see if your favorite restaurant has an in-house ordering system before you pay DoorDash their parasite fee

The nearest diner to my office got sold to some el salvadorians and all of a sudden its got the best birria in town. Despite looking like exactly like it did in the 70’s.

Kinda crazy how we’re three days away from another government shutdown and nobody’s talking about it. We’re really just letting the smoke alarm go off.

POV - You are the last taquito

Anyone who gets an email from me with a list of instructions and responds within 30 seconds telling me that they don’t understand what they need to do deserves to have their limbic system restarted with a paint mixer

I mean, we spent all this time and money building them and they’re just sitting around, gathering dust…

I wonder how long it would take to play a full game of football in pathfinder…

A pigeon shit on my car door handle the other day. Not just one my car. Not just on my car door. On my car. Door. Handle.

Middle of the parking lot. No trees. This was an act of war and I will ain’t Neville Chamberlain.

I think some people were trying to dog on Obama for being in the files but then they looked into it and the only reason he’s there is because Trump wouldn’t shut up about how much he hates Obama

you will eat the bugs, you will live in the pod, you will work until you’re 80 for the enrichment of the aristocracy, so on and so on…

The more I read about these Epstein files, the more I see that this one douchebag pedo and his friends are responsible for everyone hating America in 2026. Including Americans.

A cartoon advising people not to retweet racist posts

Always remember

They should sell it to someone who knows how to make pizza

Nothing will happen with republicans in power. We need to elect people who care about the law and the victims.

If you hadn’t said it was gamepro I would have thought this chart was made for buffalo wings

Thunderball : Reloaded (extended edition [Director’s Cut {featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series}])

Don’t talk to me about Prime 4. It’s too soon.

Portable stardew machine, but BETTER

A panel from an old fantastic four comic

When you apply to a warehouse job they say ‘it’s physically demanding, so you’re basically getting paid to work out’ but they don’t tell you that everyone who works in that job looks like medical diagram of arthritis risk factors

holy shit

ICE agents are unprofessional, example no. fucktillion

It’s crazy that we need to ‘set groundwork’ before we can legally charge a federal agent for murdering an unarmed protestor or kidnapping a child, but ok.