Ahsoka Thomas 💙•🤍•🧡

Drag the heel, pop the opposite knee, drag that heel, pop the knee.

I thought I was having a hot flash, but I realized I accidentally turned the heated seat on in my car. 🥵

We just wanna talk for a sec…

The literal worst people ever are in charge of the government. Just cruel and malicious and dumb.

a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a room with a microphone in her hand . Alt: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a room getting sprayed with something blue.

First time wearing a new shirt and this little boy hugged me face first with bbq sauce on his chin.

a man in a black sweater says it 's too much in front of a window Alt: David (Schitt’s Creek) saying “it’s too much.” He’s wearing a black sweater and standing in front of a window.

My poor soul is hoverhwhehlmed! Lead me to the rock that is higher than I.

5. Before mass violence begins, it's always preceded in dehumanizing language.

They're not human. They're hordes. They're insects. They're demons. They're evil.

It justifies the inevitable violence because you're doing violence against "evil," and not other human beings

And they literally told us from the beginning this was the strategy. Flood the zone, a never-ending firehouse of 🤬 so that we are too overwhelmed to respond to anything. I guess it’s working.

He ain’t neva scared.

Ok, baby son wants to get basketball cards to trade at school, but question… what child can go to the store and drop $30-$40 on a pack of basketball cards? Who are these for? Grown folks clearly. He’s gonna have to stick to Pokémon. There was nothing on the shelf under $30.

Ooh do they like kdramas? They take 13 full episodes before the enemies-turned-friends accidentally touch.

Because I thought we have been over this. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Sometimes it be like that. You are doing great tho. 🫰🏽

My favorite car’s name was Odessa. We just called her Dessa most days tho.

Which is why the majority of Black people VOTED AGAINST THIS!!!

Baby son brought some home and forgot he had them, which is good cuz I accidentally ate the whole bag 😆

Ooh those things are kind of addicting…

False fall is over, we are back to the breath of hell stage of summer. Which fits nicely with the fall of democracy somehow.

Of… the ghetto??

I should have saved the thread where everyone was sharing their go-to “need to cry” movies. I’ve been holding it in too long and now it’s painfully stuck. What do I need to watch to let the floodgates open?

a woman says it 's a coping mechanism on a netflix ad Alt: a woman says it 's a coping mechanism.

Got depressed and ate a bunch of gluten so I can be swollen and have an upset tummy tomorrow… Why? 🤔😭

When the bigs are in college and the baby is virtually an only, mom has to step up and play 1:1 soccer in the backyard. Couple thoughts: 1. Apparently the air is bad today and my bronchial tubes agree. 2. I think I undid my chiropractic adjustment 3. Should I ice first and then Biofreeze the joints?

You got me. It’s been every day for the last 17 years…

I’ve been wondering all week if we are serving the same Jesus. I… I don’t think we are🤔

It’s blocking season again.

a close up of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face . Alt: Viola Davis giving the side eye before picking up her bag and walking away.

I argued with “friends” on Facebook last week bc I couldn’t take it anymore. Then some random mutual arrogantly told me I was deceived by politics and the left and said we were sisters in Christ. I was 🤏🏽 from telling her I don’t worship white Jesus.